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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I helped marvwilson across the street (6 points). In November I set bigredclifford's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I bought porn for hentai_ninja (-10 points). In August I put gum in rich_redcap's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-158 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
8bit-wintermute