#Fic# Presscon of nightmare
This fic is for the lovely people who shared my link about how abusive Japan is. I am glad there are at least a few people who care.
I am grateful that you didnt ignore it and shared it, so I dedicate my return fic to you,
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Title: Presscon of nightmare
Pairing: Akame
author: 8ak_fic_realm8 (tanakakoki_fan)
rating: PG-15
AN: I was watching this clip while writing it, and basically translated the questions and answers
from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UViusbmM1co&list=PL93C68A93A627C68E
And here he was, Akanishi Jin came back from his ....."studying abroad". Finally the members were gathered again trying to express various emotions while going out in front of the journalists at the press conference.
~Wuohh... It has been a long time since I am in front of this much people and camera. My last experience with camera was the sex video we shot with Kame in Los Angeles but that is private. Hmmm~ Jin was more than nervous and started to sweat. What if he won't be able to recall the memorized text.
It was awkward for Jin, to say the least. For half a year he didn't lie to anyone, for half a year he was out of this fake industry and especially abroad, people told what they were thinking. What a good world it was, Jin was fed up with the famous Japanese tatemae thing. Tatemae...how can he translate this to English? Hmmm... people behaving fake but smiling, persuading others about the opposite thing they were thinking, misleading. This is too long. Two faced?
"So Akanishi-kun?" He heard his name and looked at the journalist with a kind of lost expression. He was too deep in his thoughts to hear the question. To save the situation Kame lightly whispered him what the question was. The others had the urge to facepalm. At this rate, the minute they step outside the conference room will be the exact same minute Johnny-san will send Akanishi to another country again to "study".
"I....went to...study language to Los Angeles....in October last year and... uhh..yeah to...study." He avoided to look at Kame, he had to concentrate on the memorized text. It was so damn hard, he still had jet lag and the passionate night with Kazuya didn't help him getting less tired obviously.
"We heard you changed the school once, is it true?" He heard the question.
~Uhh what... is it?~ "Uhh... No, I didn't change it, just.....at the first school....I got to be....found out and yeah...." Okay, mind block, he forgot what he should say. ~Think Jin think arghhh!~ "Sorry." He had to apologize and it helped him to gain a little time to think about what he should lie next "So.... I just went to school at different timing than the others." ~This will do it right? Like this noone can say I didn't go to school in reality. Ahh how many more questions are theeeere??~
"How did you spend your everyday life there?"
~Lurking on the airport picking Kame up in incognito, having sex, then again having sex, then sulking when Kazu went back, then waiting for him again...then...uhhh...but what is the thing I SHOULD say? Ummm~
"I spent my days as a ...normal student... Yeah....spending 10 dollars per day..." ~for protection in bed~
"What else did you do beside going to school and learning?"
~Whaaat?? I am supposed to say it? Oh no, enough of questions I am too tired now and I am afraid I will say something which is true.~
"Ummm... I danced and.... did voice training." Okay, this was awful. Why was he here? Couldn't that "language learning abroad" be longer? It was the best punishment ever. Most likely he had to come back because Kame was absent from more and more rehearsals. Well, fuck it, at least he can be together with him here. Ah, just looking at Kame was so delightful to him. The younger had a smile on his face all along and he seemed happy. Maybe too happy, everyone will notice it and then comes the warning again. Like this the lie he said the minute he stepped into Japan to Johnny-san "Yes, your plan worked, I found myself a blond chick and broke up with Kamenashi" won't seem legit.
"You did voice training with an American?"
~Can't you just die? No, I did it with Kazu in bed.~
"Yes, exactly."
"What was the content of the training?" The journalist asked and Jin was about to look very annoyed at him.
~Are you fucking kidding me?? Content?? It was like ahh yesss more..ahh Kazu. Fuckofffff~
"Well because I haven't sang for half a year..." ~CRAP!! Okay, noone noticed it continue continue~ "I was training how to.......breath not to forget yeahhh."
Jin couldn't help but started to grin. ~I told you I am tired and now this...breathing with Kazu ahahah~
"Well... I am sure you...care for the things here... for the work here. The thing I am interested in most is that you surely know KAT-TUN has concert tour now. Have you ever thought about joining?" The interviewer noticed the little slip. He just hoped noone else did.
"Tomorrow there will be a concert in Sendai, I plan to go and greet everyone." ~Oh hell yesss! I cannot wait to be on one stage with my Kazu again! Remember to hide kissmarks on body~ He noted it mentally.
Kame couldn't wait for him to have the turn to speak to save the situation. He said his practised lies with straight face and without any pause. Koki did the same as well, so everything seemed to be alright until Kame started to sweat hearing the question they asked Jin.
"And what feelings do you have for the members?"
~Well, I want to marry Kazu, I want to kick Koki and hmm that's it?~
"Ummm... I am...grateful. Yeah...grateful feelings" Okay, this sounded awkward again.
With some more questions the presscon of nightmares was finally over and KAT-TUN, now the six of them together were preparing to go home in the dressing room.
Koki was laughing hard and Jin's hand was already in fist.
"Akanishiiii, You were talking about voice training and then you said you haven't sang for half a year muhahahhaha."
Well, Koki got the point. The damn rapper noticed every little detail all the time.
"Hey, who knows anything about singing won't believe I did voice training, just listen to me..." and he tried hard to produce an off key tone which he couldn't, but his voice was weaker than it used to be. Much weaker.
"Fans believe everything. They even believe Nakamaru is handsome." Koki grinned and Maru narrowed his eyes on him.
"Well, Nakamaru IS handsome." Kame noted matter of factly and it caused Koki to burst into laughter and Akanishi to whine.
"Kazuuuu what????"
"Yeah I forgot to tell Akanishi, while you were "studying abroad" things have changed." the rapper winked and Jin started to chase him around the big table. Ueda was sitting on a chair sighing. Everything was back to normal, it will be noisy from now on.
After everyone calmed down and Koki was at the door to leave he looked back and smirked at Jin.
"However on your last video you were more lively."
Maru and Ueda didn't know why AkaKame turned deep red and Koki just laughed again, running for his life from the two demanding answers where he got the videotape from.
"Don't worry, I only uploaded it to porntube nowhere else." The N and U of the band could hear it from far away and they decided they don't ever want to know.
END