#Fic# The Rumormaker
#Fic#
Title: The Rumormaker
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG-15
Genre: humor, crack
Warning: no beta
Summary: Jin in Youkai Ningen Bem movie? Really?
AN: Huh, hisashiburi. Thank you for all who wished me happy birthday :D Here is this fic for you all. I should have written it when I heard the rumor back then, but I hope you still enjoy it.
Jin was surfing on the net. He was at home, bored and using Internet was much better than watching the clock at every minute calculating how many minutes it still took until Kame will be home. He didn't miss work though. With getting the fakest image he had ever gotten and people were alright with it, he could enjoy his freedom and well... punishment of having nothing to do all day.
He didn't even know how he got there, but he gasped as he saw the link: "Akanishi Jin in Youkai ningen Bem movie?"
"What?!? I will be in Kazu's movie? What? When? Where? Hah?!" He clicked onto the link immediately and began to read, though his expression changed in every second as he read further.
"Kamenashi Kazuya is very busy with all of his work, but he couldn't watch how his ex-bandmate is suffering from no work and wrote a role for him in Youkai Ningen Bem movie. Akanishi would play Bem's rival, a youkai who was a human and a singer in the USA, but failed so he returned to Japan and chose to be a monster.
Kamenashi already sent the offer to Akanishi, so now it depends only on him if he takes the offer or not."
"The fuck is this!" Jin didn't know if he should be glad or mad or...both. Where did this come from? And aww his Kazu-chan really would do something like this? Oh nooo, Kame knew the truth about everything, so it is a total no, besides, he would be more creative than this. Who created such a rumor? Who stole the only work he had?
"Up to me?" God, this was even worse than the previous. But well, time to tease Kame. He thought grinning and took his mobile out of his pocket.
**
[You are very creative darling....] Kame got a mail to his phone during work from Jin and he just raised his eyebrow, mailing back
[What are you talking about?] God, he didn't have time for his lover's antics, he had work to do. He was in the middle of shooting for KAT-TUN's upcoming photoshoot.
[Very nice role you have for me :/] the response came and the young man really didn't understand anything. He started to be pissed.
[Jin. I am working, I have no time for your stupidity now.
] went the angry reply but it didn't really make the feeling of guilt to the older man. He was so bored and well, a little confused about who could write such a rumor. Kame was bored too and started to make things up too? It was his task.
[Then why do you reply me?] Akanishi was amused and hummed Birth while typing. [Oh I know, you love me so much you even put me into your movie. Awww Kazu!] Jin was waiting but no reply came from his boyfriend and he started to get totally bored again, so he just pasted the article and sent it to the other.
He didn't have to wait more than one minute until the reply was already there, with a lot of emoji. It was something which always made Jin chuckle. So girly!
[You are not serious are you?
Don't disappoint me...You believe it??
] Who the hell could make up a rumor like that? And why he didn't know that there will be a rumor including his and Jin's name?? Isn't it a taboo for long and especially now? The least they need is attention right now. He hoped it was not Jin too bored again and continue his old habit of writing rumors.
[It is just so tempting me and you together~]
[Jin, If I have written the rumor I would have been more creative and write "a star who failed in USA AND Japan."
] As soon as he sent it, he regretted it. He as well as TTUN were all aware of the fact and Jin knew too, he didn't fail. This was just an aftereffect of a decision the other made and the comeback is going to be sooner than they planned. From Jin's reply it seemed the other was not angry at all rather the opposite.
[Oh, as long as you wouldn't include "and failed in bed" everything is fine. Coz I would never fail THERE.]
And again... the typical dirty manner. Kame started to realize he shouldn't waste his 10 minutes break time entertaining Jin even through phone. He sighed and decided this message will be the last one.
[Jin, if I get to know it was you I will cut ur balls off.]
[It was not me this time, i haven't written my rumor of the day yet. And you know I am always more creative.]
Okay... being determined about not answering failed as Kame clicked on 'reply' again.
[You should rather find a job, don't be like Peggy Bundy.
] Yes, Jin should write more new songs rather than creating rumors and spreading them with fake accounts to get amused.
[Kazuuu you are watching American TV dramas and I am lazy?!?! :O]
[The fact you know what I am talking about makes YOU the lazy one.
Because I am WORKING now.
]
As soon as he sent the message he put his phone into his bag, he didn't even want to know what the reply of his boyfriend was when he felt the vibration seconds later. Jin could really type fast.
At home the ex-A of KAT-TUN looked at his mobile then at his laptop with a grin, starting to type something.
**
"So Akanishi will be in your movie?" the T of the band came up behind Kame when the photographer was busy to talk to the manager so they had some minutes pause. The rapper was grinning and patted the shoulder of their unofficial leader.
"Koooooouki" Kame glared at the man, he was not up for another round of teasing, not after that weird article. What a nonsense.
"Oh by the way, Kame-chan, congrats for your new relationship. Cute girl." This was the last sentence Kouki said before he distanced himself and went to Nakamaru, whispering something to him.
New relationship? Girl? Everyone knew he was with Jin for quite a long time now so he didn't understand what the other was talking about.Though from the rapper's reactions he saw he was only joking, but when some of the staff members congratulated him he was seriously baffled. He took his phone out of his pocket and found 4 unread messages. 3 from Jin but the top one from Kouki. This made him even more confused. Why would his bandmate send him message when they are on the same set?
[Hey Kame-chan, read this.] Was all what Kouki's mail contained along with a link. Kame had a bad feeling, he knew so well how annoyed he will be. For sure...
"Kamenashi Kazuya is dating his co-star Anne. We got to know..." He didn't even read the web article further, there was no reason for it. Without opening his lover's mails as well, he sent a message with more than 10 angry head smileys.
"JIN!!!
"
[Oh, you heard it? THIS is my rumor of the day. See how creative I am? :DDDDD]
[And how creative _I_ will be in torturing methods as soon as I am home.
]
Na wait Akanishi Jin... next time _I_ will make you headache with rumors, and I really will really be creative.
*****
END
:) Have a good day everyone.
Title: The Rumormaker
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG-15
Genre: humor, crack
Warning: no beta
Summary: Jin in Youkai Ningen Bem movie? Really?
AN: Huh, hisashiburi. Thank you for all who wished me happy birthday :D Here is this fic for you all. I should have written it when I heard the rumor back then, but I hope you still enjoy it.
Jin was surfing on the net. He was at home, bored and using Internet was much better than watching the clock at every minute calculating how many minutes it still took until Kame will be home. He didn't miss work though. With getting the fakest image he had ever gotten and people were alright with it, he could enjoy his freedom and well... punishment of having nothing to do all day.
He didn't even know how he got there, but he gasped as he saw the link: "Akanishi Jin in Youkai ningen Bem movie?"
"What?!? I will be in Kazu's movie? What? When? Where? Hah?!" He clicked onto the link immediately and began to read, though his expression changed in every second as he read further.
"Kamenashi Kazuya is very busy with all of his work, but he couldn't watch how his ex-bandmate is suffering from no work and wrote a role for him in Youkai Ningen Bem movie. Akanishi would play Bem's rival, a youkai who was a human and a singer in the USA, but failed so he returned to Japan and chose to be a monster.
Kamenashi already sent the offer to Akanishi, so now it depends only on him if he takes the offer or not."
"The fuck is this!" Jin didn't know if he should be glad or mad or...both. Where did this come from? And aww his Kazu-chan really would do something like this? Oh nooo, Kame knew the truth about everything, so it is a total no, besides, he would be more creative than this. Who created such a rumor? Who stole the only work he had?
"Up to me?" God, this was even worse than the previous. But well, time to tease Kame. He thought grinning and took his mobile out of his pocket.
**
[You are very creative darling....] Kame got a mail to his phone during work from Jin and he just raised his eyebrow, mailing back
[What are you talking about?] God, he didn't have time for his lover's antics, he had work to do. He was in the middle of shooting for KAT-TUN's upcoming photoshoot.
[Very nice role you have for me :/] the response came and the young man really didn't understand anything. He started to be pissed.
[Jin. I am working, I have no time for your stupidity now.
] went the angry reply but it didn't really make the feeling of guilt to the older man. He was so bored and well, a little confused about who could write such a rumor. Kame was bored too and started to make things up too? It was his task.
[Then why do you reply me?] Akanishi was amused and hummed Birth while typing. [Oh I know, you love me so much you even put me into your movie. Awww Kazu!] Jin was waiting but no reply came from his boyfriend and he started to get totally bored again, so he just pasted the article and sent it to the other.
He didn't have to wait more than one minute until the reply was already there, with a lot of emoji. It was something which always made Jin chuckle. So girly!
[You are not serious are you?
Don't disappoint me...You believe it??
] Who the hell could make up a rumor like that? And why he didn't know that there will be a rumor including his and Jin's name?? Isn't it a taboo for long and especially now? The least they need is attention right now. He hoped it was not Jin too bored again and continue his old habit of writing rumors.
[It is just so tempting me and you together~]
[Jin, If I have written the rumor I would have been more creative and write "a star who failed in USA AND Japan."
] As soon as he sent it, he regretted it. He as well as TTUN were all aware of the fact and Jin knew too, he didn't fail. This was just an aftereffect of a decision the other made and the comeback is going to be sooner than they planned. From Jin's reply it seemed the other was not angry at all rather the opposite.
[Oh, as long as you wouldn't include "and failed in bed" everything is fine. Coz I would never fail THERE.]
And again... the typical dirty manner. Kame started to realize he shouldn't waste his 10 minutes break time entertaining Jin even through phone. He sighed and decided this message will be the last one.
[Jin, if I get to know it was you I will cut ur balls off.]
[It was not me this time, i haven't written my rumor of the day yet. And you know I am always more creative.]
Okay... being determined about not answering failed as Kame clicked on 'reply' again.
[You should rather find a job, don't be like Peggy Bundy.
] Yes, Jin should write more new songs rather than creating rumors and spreading them with fake accounts to get amused.
[Kazuuu you are watching American TV dramas and I am lazy?!?! :O]
[The fact you know what I am talking about makes YOU the lazy one.
Because I am WORKING now.
]
As soon as he sent the message he put his phone into his bag, he didn't even want to know what the reply of his boyfriend was when he felt the vibration seconds later. Jin could really type fast.
At home the ex-A of KAT-TUN looked at his mobile then at his laptop with a grin, starting to type something.
**
"So Akanishi will be in your movie?" the T of the band came up behind Kame when the photographer was busy to talk to the manager so they had some minutes pause. The rapper was grinning and patted the shoulder of their unofficial leader.
"Koooooouki" Kame glared at the man, he was not up for another round of teasing, not after that weird article. What a nonsense.
"Oh by the way, Kame-chan, congrats for your new relationship. Cute girl." This was the last sentence Kouki said before he distanced himself and went to Nakamaru, whispering something to him.
New relationship? Girl? Everyone knew he was with Jin for quite a long time now so he didn't understand what the other was talking about.Though from the rapper's reactions he saw he was only joking, but when some of the staff members congratulated him he was seriously baffled. He took his phone out of his pocket and found 4 unread messages. 3 from Jin but the top one from Kouki. This made him even more confused. Why would his bandmate send him message when they are on the same set?
[Hey Kame-chan, read this.] Was all what Kouki's mail contained along with a link. Kame had a bad feeling, he knew so well how annoyed he will be. For sure...
"Kamenashi Kazuya is dating his co-star Anne. We got to know..." He didn't even read the web article further, there was no reason for it. Without opening his lover's mails as well, he sent a message with more than 10 angry head smileys.
"JIN!!!
"
[Oh, you heard it? THIS is my rumor of the day. See how creative I am? :DDDDD]
[And how creative _I_ will be in torturing methods as soon as I am home.
]
Na wait Akanishi Jin... next time _I_ will make you headache with rumors, and I really will really be creative.
*****
END
:) Have a good day everyone.