#Fic# A real Dame na yoru Jin style
Title: A real Dame na yoru Jin style
Author:tanakakoki_fan
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG-14
Warning: no beta
Genre: humor, romance, crack
Summary: KAT-TUN's new TV show needs to be more dame than it already is and who can make it to be like that? A special guest named Akanishi Jin.
AN: Huh, it has been a while since my last fic, RL is killing me, I am so busy >__< Nevermind, Ganbaru, Happy Akakame day! :)
Special thanks to theblackheat for support! <3
The meeting was endless and Kazuya started to feel a little uneasy. First it was a funny idea to do dame alias 'not right, totally not appropriate, the opposite of common sense and manner' things, but as time went by it started to be more and more crazy. He had to admit, teasing Nakamaru was a hell of a laugh, but after he had to bath with piranhas he was wondering what could come next. They never knew what the producer will surprise them with and as he was thinking about it, there had been none pleasant surprise so far and something inside him told him there won't be ever.
"Why not inviting Akanishi?" Was the sentence that made Kame snap out of his thoughts and totally froze. Only imagining it was a big no. Giving Jin the green light to appear with them and do all dame things... He could imagine so very well.
"I am TOTALLY against the idea." The youngest member said, giving a death glare to Koki who brought up the idea. Was the rapper really so bored or just out of his mind? He surely wanted to say the most dame thing.
"That is absolutely dame." The producer and manager both said in union and Kame couldn't do anything else than nodding. Nakamaru was the only one taking his side, because he knew... Akame together would be even more teasing for him than this TV program.
"Look, this is what the program is about, right? Totally dame things. I see that every week you always try to come up with the craziest ideas what is totally not allowed. As far as I noticed you two are in somewhat of a competition who can allow more dame thing, so go on. Let it be the Absolute dame na yoru." The rapper reasoned himself and silence fell onto the room. The manager and producer looked at each other and Kame didn't take his eyes off of them.
'There is no way they will allow it.' The young man prayed.
"Hmmm.... We can give it a try..." The producer said and the other responsible person next to him just hummed thoughtfully. They wanted to make the biggest "no" thing in the television history and in Japan what else could it be than Akanishi Jin and KAT-TUN together again on screen even for just a little.
"WHAT??" Kame gaped in shock and his eyes almost fell out. He didn't hear it right...right? It can't be they just said yes so easily. And what is with Johnny-san? HE won't say yes. Kazuya was sure and somewhat calmer. The old man had common sense and knew what's okay. At least he hoped so.
***
The K of KAT-TUN stood with narrow eyes in the dressing room where his lover singsonged, checking his costume for the show in the mirror. The world was more than crazy, the young man had to admit. Johnny actually agreed to the idea. All of this was thanked to the producer who was really good in business and convinced Johnny the record of the most not appropriate show in TV ever and also made a presentation about the possible view rate, with such high number Johnny said yes. Or maybe he was just too bored or planning something. No way even he can come away with it.
"Jin." Kame cleared his throath. Akanishi was dangerously in a good mood. Kazuya knew his boyfriend well enough to know...everyone should be prepared for the worst things.
"Yes?" The other looked at him from the mirror, grinning.
"Don't do anything inappropriate, you know, in THAT field." The voice of the man was warning, deep, his expression just deepened the promised danger if the other dares to oppose.
"Oh, don't worry, I will be as the TV show expects me to be." The taller man turned around, finishing to adjust the clothes, starting to walk.
"Yes...exactly this is what I am afraid of..." The younger murmured and was too late to slap Jin when that pecked his lips and leaned away with a smirk, running out.
"The FUCK! Akanishi, THIS is what you CAN'T do!!" flames flew out of Kazuya from the anger and he went after the laughing man with heavy footsteps. Yes, he was sure, this will be the most embarrassing and dame hour in his life. Did the others know what they agreed to?
****
"I am living happily with Kazu now, thanks for asking how I am." was the first sentence of Akanishi after the cameramen started to shoot. Kame had hard time to suppress the urge to facepalm and kick the grinning Jin who was really enjoying the whole thing.
No one expect the mentioned man would have thought of an answer like this and the guests plus MC were frozen for a second. The manager and producer who were also present gaped. Akanishi really will make the most memorable and "no" TV show. This thing was born to be banned, they were afraid of that. All the effort will go to vain?
"Akanishi, this was not supposed to be said here. Woah..." Even Koki was surprised at this blunt honesty.
"This is what this TV program is about. Being dame." Jin smirked and Kame really had to hold himself back with all of his strength from kicking his boyfriend on the balls for this.
The reasoning of Jin was true though, so no one had the right to stop it. What will be out of this, no one wanted to even imagine.
Everyone was doing their best to make the show go on okay, but it was difficult. It was after a point, impossible, because everytime Jin started to talk or was asked about something - or wasn't asked at all - said the most inappropriate things in any field, making the image the jimusho created him into ruins.
There were several tasks the members and Jin had to do, games, but no matter what the producer came up with, Akanishi was the king of dame things. No one could stop him.
"And now I can stand next to Kazu, because it is all about dame." Jin stated and grabbed his lover's butt, squeezing it, ignoring the deathglare he received. The program was starting to fall out of the control of the responsible people and went on including Akanishi's dirty jokes involving Kame, his everyday life which he shouldn't speak about.
Who allowed him to be in TV at all?? The manager facepalmed. He will lose his job, right?
"Ummm this is common sense not to do this on TV...between you two Akakame, it is..."
"What? Dame?" Akanishi smirked and just continued to be a loving boyfriend with all of his might.
"Common sense... as if he had one..." Kamenashi sighed and he wanted to say: I said it. Nothing good will be out of this. But he suppressed even this sentence like all of the urge to make Jin shut up with fist or baseball bat. Loooong hours, to be exact 8 hours of shooting ended with a very tired group, but still smiling and energetic Jin.
"Ehh... I think there was not even a minute in this 8 hours in which Akanishi behaved properly... Can the staff make a 20 minutes show out of it?" Maru scratched his head, doubting it very much.
"This was the best TV show I have ever been in. I think I request to be a regular guest." the ex A of the band said cheerfully, receiving death glares from everyone in the studio.
"Do you know that after we arrive home I will definitely kill you?" Kame stepped in front of him with narrow eyes, arms crossed in front of his chest.
"See? He admitted we live together~" Jin exclaimed happily, searching the manager with his eyes.
"Let's record this too? Kamenashi damenashi." Junno laughed at his own joke, but he really picked a bad timing. The frustrated group lived their anger out on him and he got kicked more times than ever because of a joke.
Kame was the only one pretending he didn't even hear it and continued to glare at his lover.
"Killing people is dame Kame." Jin lectured him, ignoring he was playing with fire.
"This is what this program is about. Being dame, so welcome in the next episode too if you dare." A devilish grin crossed the young man's lips and he turned towards the door, walking away.
Jin just gulped, following his boyfriend with his eyes.
"I guess... I will rethink it twice."
The result? The show of course wasn't broadcasted because it was DAME to broadcast as boss Johnny stated proudly. At the end, it was as he planned, HE made the most dame thing after all. He was the king, he thought smugly after he finished his cigarette.
"Otsukaresama deshita."
**************
END
Author:tanakakoki_fan
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG-14
Warning: no beta
Genre: humor, romance, crack
Summary: KAT-TUN's new TV show needs to be more dame than it already is and who can make it to be like that? A special guest named Akanishi Jin.
AN: Huh, it has been a while since my last fic, RL is killing me, I am so busy >__< Nevermind, Ganbaru, Happy Akakame day! :)
Special thanks to theblackheat for support! <3
The meeting was endless and Kazuya started to feel a little uneasy. First it was a funny idea to do dame alias 'not right, totally not appropriate, the opposite of common sense and manner' things, but as time went by it started to be more and more crazy. He had to admit, teasing Nakamaru was a hell of a laugh, but after he had to bath with piranhas he was wondering what could come next. They never knew what the producer will surprise them with and as he was thinking about it, there had been none pleasant surprise so far and something inside him told him there won't be ever.
"Why not inviting Akanishi?" Was the sentence that made Kame snap out of his thoughts and totally froze. Only imagining it was a big no. Giving Jin the green light to appear with them and do all dame things... He could imagine so very well.
"I am TOTALLY against the idea." The youngest member said, giving a death glare to Koki who brought up the idea. Was the rapper really so bored or just out of his mind? He surely wanted to say the most dame thing.
"That is absolutely dame." The producer and manager both said in union and Kame couldn't do anything else than nodding. Nakamaru was the only one taking his side, because he knew... Akame together would be even more teasing for him than this TV program.
"Look, this is what the program is about, right? Totally dame things. I see that every week you always try to come up with the craziest ideas what is totally not allowed. As far as I noticed you two are in somewhat of a competition who can allow more dame thing, so go on. Let it be the Absolute dame na yoru." The rapper reasoned himself and silence fell onto the room. The manager and producer looked at each other and Kame didn't take his eyes off of them.
'There is no way they will allow it.' The young man prayed.
"Hmmm.... We can give it a try..." The producer said and the other responsible person next to him just hummed thoughtfully. They wanted to make the biggest "no" thing in the television history and in Japan what else could it be than Akanishi Jin and KAT-TUN together again on screen even for just a little.
"WHAT??" Kame gaped in shock and his eyes almost fell out. He didn't hear it right...right? It can't be they just said yes so easily. And what is with Johnny-san? HE won't say yes. Kazuya was sure and somewhat calmer. The old man had common sense and knew what's okay. At least he hoped so.
***
The K of KAT-TUN stood with narrow eyes in the dressing room where his lover singsonged, checking his costume for the show in the mirror. The world was more than crazy, the young man had to admit. Johnny actually agreed to the idea. All of this was thanked to the producer who was really good in business and convinced Johnny the record of the most not appropriate show in TV ever and also made a presentation about the possible view rate, with such high number Johnny said yes. Or maybe he was just too bored or planning something. No way even he can come away with it.
"Jin." Kame cleared his throath. Akanishi was dangerously in a good mood. Kazuya knew his boyfriend well enough to know...everyone should be prepared for the worst things.
"Yes?" The other looked at him from the mirror, grinning.
"Don't do anything inappropriate, you know, in THAT field." The voice of the man was warning, deep, his expression just deepened the promised danger if the other dares to oppose.
"Oh, don't worry, I will be as the TV show expects me to be." The taller man turned around, finishing to adjust the clothes, starting to walk.
"Yes...exactly this is what I am afraid of..." The younger murmured and was too late to slap Jin when that pecked his lips and leaned away with a smirk, running out.
"The FUCK! Akanishi, THIS is what you CAN'T do!!" flames flew out of Kazuya from the anger and he went after the laughing man with heavy footsteps. Yes, he was sure, this will be the most embarrassing and dame hour in his life. Did the others know what they agreed to?
****
"I am living happily with Kazu now, thanks for asking how I am." was the first sentence of Akanishi after the cameramen started to shoot. Kame had hard time to suppress the urge to facepalm and kick the grinning Jin who was really enjoying the whole thing.
No one expect the mentioned man would have thought of an answer like this and the guests plus MC were frozen for a second. The manager and producer who were also present gaped. Akanishi really will make the most memorable and "no" TV show. This thing was born to be banned, they were afraid of that. All the effort will go to vain?
"Akanishi, this was not supposed to be said here. Woah..." Even Koki was surprised at this blunt honesty.
"This is what this TV program is about. Being dame." Jin smirked and Kame really had to hold himself back with all of his strength from kicking his boyfriend on the balls for this.
The reasoning of Jin was true though, so no one had the right to stop it. What will be out of this, no one wanted to even imagine.
Everyone was doing their best to make the show go on okay, but it was difficult. It was after a point, impossible, because everytime Jin started to talk or was asked about something - or wasn't asked at all - said the most inappropriate things in any field, making the image the jimusho created him into ruins.
There were several tasks the members and Jin had to do, games, but no matter what the producer came up with, Akanishi was the king of dame things. No one could stop him.
"And now I can stand next to Kazu, because it is all about dame." Jin stated and grabbed his lover's butt, squeezing it, ignoring the deathglare he received. The program was starting to fall out of the control of the responsible people and went on including Akanishi's dirty jokes involving Kame, his everyday life which he shouldn't speak about.
Who allowed him to be in TV at all?? The manager facepalmed. He will lose his job, right?
"Ummm this is common sense not to do this on TV...between you two Akakame, it is..."
"What? Dame?" Akanishi smirked and just continued to be a loving boyfriend with all of his might.
"Common sense... as if he had one..." Kamenashi sighed and he wanted to say: I said it. Nothing good will be out of this. But he suppressed even this sentence like all of the urge to make Jin shut up with fist or baseball bat. Loooong hours, to be exact 8 hours of shooting ended with a very tired group, but still smiling and energetic Jin.
"Ehh... I think there was not even a minute in this 8 hours in which Akanishi behaved properly... Can the staff make a 20 minutes show out of it?" Maru scratched his head, doubting it very much.
"This was the best TV show I have ever been in. I think I request to be a regular guest." the ex A of the band said cheerfully, receiving death glares from everyone in the studio.
"Do you know that after we arrive home I will definitely kill you?" Kame stepped in front of him with narrow eyes, arms crossed in front of his chest.
"See? He admitted we live together~" Jin exclaimed happily, searching the manager with his eyes.
"Let's record this too? Kamenashi damenashi." Junno laughed at his own joke, but he really picked a bad timing. The frustrated group lived their anger out on him and he got kicked more times than ever because of a joke.
Kame was the only one pretending he didn't even hear it and continued to glare at his lover.
"Killing people is dame Kame." Jin lectured him, ignoring he was playing with fire.
"This is what this program is about. Being dame, so welcome in the next episode too if you dare." A devilish grin crossed the young man's lips and he turned towards the door, walking away.
Jin just gulped, following his boyfriend with his eyes.
"I guess... I will rethink it twice."
The result? The show of course wasn't broadcasted because it was DAME to broadcast as boss Johnny stated proudly. At the end, it was as he planned, HE made the most dame thing after all. He was the king, he thought smugly after he finished his cigarette.
"Otsukaresama deshita."
**************
END