#Fic# Unexpected

Jun 26, 2012 17:36

#Fic# 
Title: Unexpected
Author: tanakakoki_fan
Pairing: Akame
Genre: humor, romance
Rating: NC-17 
Warning: no beta
AN: This fic is the request of theblackheat :) The idea/plot is not mine, I hope you like it~ :D
Summary: The plan of Yoko and Shingo feat Nishikido's revenge and turns to cause an unexpected happening.



Kame didn't even know how he got into this all. Pride was a terrible thing, when it came to surface and sometimes he just didn't want to back off even if it was for his own good. He had no idea why Yokoyama from Kanjani suddenly appeared in their dressing room and starting to play that weird game in which he lost at the end. And why he agreed to that awful batsugame. Maybe it was the provoking of Ryo who was there at that time too and laughed that out of all people Kame would be the most miserable in pole dancing. 
Hah, how did he dare? 
Then Yoko came up with the punishment if Kame loses the game he has to pole dance. He could practise as much as he wanted, but at the end, after a week he will watch it and judge it along with Ryo. 
The hell he will, he will prove them he can pole dance, better than they would.
Damn pride.
Now that he was standing in front of the pole in the empty bar, he was not that sure he did the right thing. Wasn't it just to ridicule him? To tell he is more girly than anyone?
But well, professionalism kicked in and Kazuya looked at this all as if this was work too, and a tool to prove himself he can even do this.

"Do you think he really will do it?" Hina asked Yoko and his voice was barely above a whisper. They were hiding behind the bar, definitely being silent not to be found. Even they knew how dangerous Kamenashi can be when he was angry, and they needed this experiment for their research for their Akame-files. Actually, there was a hidden camera. Their plan was to record the dance and then show it to Akanishi and watch his reaction, because yes, Akame must be true!
Yoko glared at him for giving out sound and with signs with his hands he tried to say "Shut up idiot and keep the faith, of course he will."

Hina watched the movements of the hands thoughtful and with raised eyebrows "Shut it out...walking to the pray??" He interpreted the signs and Yoko's head almost exploded. He wanted to hit the head of his bandmate so much, but he had to endure the stupidity for the sake of their mission.
Maruyama who they dragged along was just sitting next to them, wishing he was somewhere else, with a miserable expression on his face. What was he doing here??

Noone knew, that at the other side of the bar, behind the booth for the staff members Nishikido was hiding with a wide grin on his face. This will be so much fun!
He didn't know about the others except Kame being there, he was not there because of the same reason as his bandmates, but because to laugh at his best friend's expense. It all started in the club when he was very drunk and accidentally kissed a guy who very much looked like a girl. This was all he had to listen all week long after that from the woman-centric Akanishi who blunted out he could never even look at a guy dancing sexily for example. Because he was then men among men. 
He swore revenge. He told Jin there is this new bar with a particular hot chick and he should check it out. He will laugh at the reaction of Jin when he gets to see he was teased and there won't be any hot girl pole dancing, but his bandmate Kamenashi who happens to be a guy. 
He didn't get why Yoko set this pole-dancing plan at the first place, but it was the perfect timing and method for him too to add a little to the plan. Of course he didn't tell Yoko nor anyone about this.
He peeked out of his hiding place carefully and saw satisfied how Kame was already practicing.

**

Akanishi was grinning, having a good mood and clapped his hands together. He was curious of the particularly hot chick Ryo was mentioning and oh how big triumph will that be that the girl will choose him over Ryo. Then he can laugh again and ah, life was beautiful.

He looked at the building he had never been before and nodded, popping into the elevator whistling all along. A new club, new connections, hot chicks, what else did he need?

As the elevator opened at the 5th floor the smile froze a little on Jin's face. The place didn't look like a club at all. No loud music was coming from behind the closed door and it was getting suspicious. Actually there was a little music, but the volume was not enough for it being played in a club.
However he was curious, but at the same time being careful. Maybe there was a bucket at the top of the door which will fall onto his head or Ryo is there and is planning to scare him with something. This was obviously a trap and oh no, he won't fall into it so easily. The victory will still be his.

With very careful movement he opened the door, very silently and just peeked in, opening the door then still very slowly, without a sound, expecting the bucket to fall, but nothing happened. The place looked friendly but was not a club indeed.
There were places to sit, a billiard table and darts, a bar with a little music but was empty...and this was the time his smile totally froze and his jaw dropped a little.
It was not empty at all!
Near the bar there was a pole and Kame was dancing on it with eyes closed, totally absorbed into his own world, doing moves Jin thought the younger was not even capable of doing...that..NOONE was capable of doing! He moved his hips sexily and determined, swirling at the rythm of the music, seemingly wanting to do more than any other before him and hell he succeeded in it. The way his hands ran along the pole made Jin just gape more and dirty thoughts flew into his head right away.
He was shocked at himself.
What is this feeling?! He is getting turned on because of his bandmate?!

No matter how much he tried to deny this fact, realization slowly hit him like a baseball bat. He was always weak against Kame's dancing, calling it "beautiful type" and maybe the real reason he went to clubs and slept with women he didn't even know the name of was to run from his real feelings and prove himself how he loved girls and not a particular someone who he happened to ogle way longer lately on stage and now as well. What should he do with this realization now?  His mind was arguing with his body. 'Run' said the chicken half 'Go for it' said the other.
How would Kame react?

Jin started to panic and already stepped back to turn and go away, when he stiffened at a sound. Kame might have fallen out of rhythm and gave out a slight "ahh" moan as he slipped. Jin couldn't stand not to look back and to his shock, the pair brown eyes of the younger were staring at him widely. 'Fuck. I am caught.'

"Jin??" Kazuya asked in disbelief with raised eyebrows. What was he doing here? Oh great! Jin was the last one he would show something as embarrassing as pole dance! He wanted to look cool and charming to get the heart of the other, tho he buried this desire deep inside of him because face it, Akanishi Jin could never touch a man.

Yoko's and Hina's heartbeat was as fast as never as they started to digest the fact of the unexpected arrival of the other subject of experiment. 'Akanishi?!?!?!?!? God! AKAME!!!'

It was hard not to scream out loud and just squealing silently, but it was a shock to Maruyama.

'God...are they normal?'

Ryo started to grin. He could so much imagine Jin's expression when he realized it was Kame and not the promised hot chick. He was sure Jin would puff his cheek and go away disappointed. He peeked out again to have a fleeting look at Jin who didn't react as he expected. 'Why was he still here?'

Neither Kame neither Akanishi could ease the awkwardness of the moment, but just standing and looking at each other. Kame embarrassed, Jin shocked at himself and at the erection starting to awake. 'What the...arghh!!'

"It is not what it looks like to be..." Kame started, trying to have a poker face and cool attitude as if nothing unusual happened.

Jin had to think fast about reaction and maybe it was too fast as he said "Is this all you can do? I am sure if I ever tried it, I could do it better."

At this Kame's jaw dropped. What was he saying?? Just imagining Jin pole dancing was a disturbing image...but...a sexy disturbing image... soon as he was thinking about it further, the word disturbing was lost from the sentence and he got himself yearning to see it. Wait what?? He was longing for his best friend?? For his...sexy..best...arghh!!

"I don't believe you." The younger shrugged, provoking, still keeping the poker face, looking as if he was not interested at all.

"Doesn't matter, just show me what you got." Jin smirked and Ryo blinked where he was hiding. 'What?!? Where is the disappointment??' It was totally not how the Jin he knew would behave at all.
At this sentence Yoko felt his heart really can't take it anymore. It sounded so dirty and could have such double meaning!! Akame akame akameeee!!

"If you are such a pro why don't you show it to me?" Kazuya swirled around the pole once, smirking back.

"I show my skills only to people who are worth of it." Akanishi rested his hips against the billiard table, yawning and looking at his clock. Kame made an unpleased face. Oh this bastard, he will so show it!
Maru wanted to go home, he was already scared of his bandmates. Akanishi and Kamenashi speaking. Na and? How could it be a reason for his bandmates to be overly excited and getting into a phantomim game he bet even they didn't understand.

For Shingo and Yoko however this was not just talking. Rather the 'Oh God! Akame teasing each other!!' moment.

"I see. I knew only your mouth is big." Kame remarked.
Yoko's head almost burst out. W-w..what? He signaled with his hands to Shingo, pointing onto his groin and spread his hands expressing a big measure then showed a fanatic expression.

"Not only." Jin grinned suggestively.

"Ewww. I am not interested in THAT and neither in your dancing, so if you excuse me, I have practice to do. You are free to leave." Kazuya said cocky and swirled again, getting serious in the moves and Jin again just could be amazed and thinking in a not so healthy way about the creature in front of him. He just kept watching how Kame was dancing, pushing his hips sexily onto the pole and he could swear the other moaned faintly. Nah okay, this is for teasing Kamenashi!

"You do it wrongly." He said, pretending to be cool but a dirty smirk graced his lips. Kame twitched his eyebrows, wanting to look at the other with narrowed eyes, but instead they got shot wide when he felt Akanishi's body pressing him against the pole. The warm body started sliding a little and the younger man blushed slightly.

"Let me show you" Jin whispered into the ear of his bandmate sexily and Kazuya gasped a little.

Tho the most surprised was not Kame but Nishikido, whose jaw dropped onto the floor and couldn't digest the happenings. WHAT THE HELL?!?!? Jin officially climbing onto Kamenashi with obviously not so innocent purposes. No, this just can't happen. Wait what? Really, this is not true. This is Akanishi Jin, comeon, he just WOULDN'T do this, no hell.
At the other side Yoko had a brainfreeze and just didn't move, he even lost his conscious for a few seconds. Shingo reacted quite the same and Maru just wished even more he would be at home. This is just too much. These two baka and... what the HELL are Kamenashi and Akanishi doing? They shouldn't be here, listening on them. But surely it is just a play and nothing will happen. Yeah. surely. What could happen?

When he heard a moan from Kame he couldn't help but look there a little and well, if he knew what sight welcomed him, he wouldn't look there. Yoko and Shingo couldnt even move, they were digesting, all of their braincells ruined from the happiness and shock. AKAME MAKING OUT SOON IN FRONT OF THEM!!

Yoko was still on the "other side" and was dazed, but Hina started to sign to him desperately. It took some time to the other to understand, but then he put his hands in front of his mouth not to squeal. The camera!! 
This was really too good to be true! The original plan to give Jin the recorded dance of Kame lost it's meaning long ago. Instead THEY will have a real Akame sexvideo! Really, no photoshop, no manipulation, 100% legit!

Yoko peeked out just a little and saw how Kame's legs were already circled around Jin's waist who was busy with kissing him and carrying him to the billiard table. After Akanishi put the young man down, he just had one hole in mind and that was not what belonging to the billiardtable, but the one who he wanted to conquer and make his totally.

"I think you are worth of showing my ...dancing skills from close." Jin panted and the other just smirked at him.

"Oh how kind you are. You only are able to do this? Show me what you got." Kazuya imitated what he was told minutes before. He lost sense of time and what they were doing, he didn't understand how they could end up here, but he didn't regret it even a little. Jin had such talented lips and the hands sneaking impatiently under his shirt made him shiver and crave for more. He was not the shy, embarrassed guy anymore. After he overstepped the initial shock he became wild and passionate which helped to fire Jin up more. The bar was filled with their moans and Nishikido was more and more horrified. 'Tell me this is not happening.' Jin should have been disappointed! Where is his punishment now? He is having fun! But from all the people out there it is KAMENASHI! The boy who Jin teased so much, who could make Jin so angry....realization hit Ryo and it physically hurt. 'Uhhh...What did I do..? Letting the unresolved sexual tension free...'

Maru didn't know what to do with his two bandmates who were like people who took a lot of drugs, too hyper, but at the same time crazy and their hands never stopped signing to each other. They peeked out time to time and after it they kind of fainted so poor guy had to fan them with something. If they won't get caught by the pair it will be miracle he was sure. Tho, listening how much they were into things he started to doubt that Akame are able to notice anything beside each other. Are they a couple?! This was kind of a shock to him.

Jin didn't waste time to undress Kame totally tho his lusty lips never left the skin of the boy. He made the younger man sit onto the table and stepped between his legs. He wanted to be tender, and at an extent he was, but his body was already trembling from impatience. Both of them felt as if their skin was burning and the hunger for the other increased rapidly.

"Hell... it is better than with any of the girls." Jin panted into the neck of the guy in front of him as he felt Kame's hand crept into his pants. Why was he still wearing it anyway?

'Better than with any of the girls?!?!?' This days was full of shock to Ryo and he knew he won't be able to get over it for a long time. Knowing he was the cause of this... Uhh...

The moans and screams began to volume up and Maruyama really wanted to just run away. Listening on two boys who are busy with... THAT was not what he wanted to spend the time with. His two bandmates however didn't want to be anywhere else and looking at their faces, maybe they were on a higher level of heaven than Akame reached after some -for Maru a very long- time with screaming each other's name.
Ryo was brain-dead already as he heard the panting of the pair as they calmed down and got down from their high. How can he talk to Jin after this as if nothing happened??

Kame was still hugging the boy lazily, his arms around Jin's neck as he pecked the taller one's lips, purring into his ear like a satisfied kitten. Akanishi couldnt be more glad. It was something he had never felt before and hell, it was a good feeling. What was this? Maybe love? He just knew he wanted to do again and again and yes, WITH Kame.

"I started to be thirsty." Kazuya grinned and said in a low voice, nodding towards the alcohols at the bar. Maru stiffened. As for Yoko and Shingo, they were still not down to earth. A lot of possibilities ran through Ryuuhei's head. Being found there would be their doom, the end of everything.

'NOOO!!!' Nishikido's jaw dropped. 'Jin SHOULDN'T drink, I don't want to witness another round!' He thought panicked. One shock was quite enough for one day. It was still a big questionmark to him how things could get THIS far tho.

"Hmmm then, I will give you what to drink, in my apartment." Jin said in a low and sexy voice against the neck of the boy he held in his arms. Kame arched an elegant eyebrow, watching his newfound lover.

"Pardon me?"

"You can taste my sweet lovejuice." Akanishi winked, finally removing Kame from the billiard table but pulling him close for a kiss.

"Nasty." The young man murmured amused.

"The victory is really mine." Jin smirked as he pull the young man with him.

'Ewwwww' Nishikido couldnt think of anything else more matching. The hell of a shock he had to experience. He will need drinks... a LOT of them. To his luck it was a bar and he couldn't take his mind off of the comforting alcohol which soon will flood his system.

Yoko and Shingo didn't even register when Akame left the place, they were on the floor, knocked out, but an idiotic smile on their faces. Maru just shook his head, burying his face into his hands. He thought he will get a heart attack when Yoko suddenly jumped off of the floor and screamed. It caused Ryo scream too, and because none of them knew the other was there, hearing a scream from the opposite side of the room made the rest scream too.

"What the FUCK are you doing here?!" Ryo said when he stormed over the bar and even without seeing the people he recognized the voices.

"The tape!!" Yoko ran as fast as he could to the place he hid the camera and Shingo stormed after him, screaming:

"Akame is real!! God!! We will have Akame sexvideo!"

Ryo was even more horrified. Everyone went crazy?

"They set some stupid plan about a tape... they are how to say this... a fan of Akakame and wanted to show Akanishi the tape of Kame poledancing and hoped to have an effect on Akanishi similar to...what he really had." Maru explained not too enthusiastic.

"What?? Are they crazy? Why? And what the hell is Akakame?" It really must be a nightmare, and he will wake up, right?

"Some... pair name Takizawa-san calls Akanishi and Kame with as far as I know." Maru shrugged and stood up. "But if you excuse me, I really want to go home now." With this said he walked past Ryo and his two bandmates who were searching for the camera.

"Tackey?!?" Ryo facepalmed himself and grabbed a bottle of tequila, starting to drink it as if it was water. EVERYONE lost their minds...he better will lose it too. Thanks for alcohol that it exists.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He heard the very loud shout of Shingo and Yoko and he almost drowned because the tequila went the wrong way. After he was done coughing for his life, he tossed the bottle away and shouted angrily.

"WHAT?!!"

"The battery of the camera went out of charge so maybe it didn't record everything!" Yoko ran around panicked as his bandmate desperately searched for the charger in his bag.

"You really are into this THIS much??" This was the last drop in the water for Nishikido, he heard enough, more than enough and he knew that this day was the most shocking one of his life. He will kick Akanishi for this! He didnt want to wait for the camera to be charged, hearing his friends moan was more than he wanted to hear even one time, so he grabbed two bottles of the strongest alcohol found in the bar and exited with a loud thud of the door, swearing.
Some minutes after, what seemed like an eternity to Yoko, Shingo found the charger and connected the camera to it, checking the tape, rewinded it and pressed play. Both men started at the mini display with hope filled big eyes as if their lives depended on the content.

Kame was poledancing, super. Recorded in high quality so they started to be calm, but at the exact moment when Kame looked wide eyed into the direction of the door, he even opened his mouth to say something the screen went black. 
Yoko and Shingo froze and went numb, just staring into nothingness. Not that they didn't have the sex taped, but not even one glimpse of Akanishi. They fell onto the floor and looked at the ceiling.

"Uwaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Nooo!!!"
They knew they will never ever regret anything so much as the fact that they didnt actually watch every second of the making-out. 
Life is not fair.

"But I won't give up!!" Yoko regained composure and nodded. "I will put cameras into Akanishi's apartment!"

****

END



oneshot, nc-17, fanfiction, yoko, akame

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