Title: The Bachelor //Chapter 1//
Author:
tanakakoki_fanPairing: none yet, but some to come >D
Characters: KAT-TUN, Tackey but more to come
Rating: PG
Genre: humor, romance
Warning: unbetaed
Summary: New TV show of KAT-TUN: "The Bachelor" Situations they would never think of facing, words they would never think of saying. Who will be the winner? Who will join them?
AN: The Bachelor is a real show in TV, but I was not interested in it when it was aired, so I am sorry if there won't be the same rules, etc ^^;
~Prologue~ UPDATE:
In the house, Jin had a hard time not to burst out laughing and some of his bandmates had the same problem as they saw Nakamaru in an elegant suit in the middle of the luxurious ballroom. The funny thing was not just the situation but the expression of the Bachelor. Typical Nakamaru face with a little hint of total uncomfortable feelings in it. Well, he had every right to feel that way since he knew his bandmates like to tease him.
"Thank you that you all appeared here today" The navigator of the show, Tackey said.
~As if we had any other choice~ Nakamaru thought and still prayed for waking up right away in his bed, thanking God it was just a dream and he will appreciate his life more from now on. Just please, PLEASE let it be a dream.
"As you all see, this is the first episode of the show of the Bachelor." He pointed at Maru, who tried hard to suppress the sweatdrops gathering on him.
~First?!? There really will be more?~ The beatboxer so knew it, yet hearing it was a shock.
"I am the navigator of the show, Takizawa Hideaki. Greetings to all who watch it." He smiled into the camera which recorded the set and now was directing towards him.
~At least Tackey is normal. He will save me if they are too mean right?~ Maru prayed in his head silently. The last piece of hope.
"First of all I would like to tell you the rules. The Bachelor has to date with all of the men standing here, each day." He pointed to the members of the band who were now not that amused, hearing that word.
~All of them?? Date?? The manager said there will be no homosexual theme. Arghh!! It is the idea of Tackey for sure! Ahhh!!~ The piece of hope: crashed.
"At the end of the day there will be a "rose ceremony" which means, the Bachelor has to give roses to 4 out of the 5 men." Takizawa explained.
~Yes, and who I don't give rose will go home~ Maru singsonged in himself, let's see... 5 men... 5 days. PERFECT!
"Who won't get rose, gets a point next to his name on this board" the senior pointed onto a curtain and removed it, revealing a whiteboard with the names of the 5 guys on it.
~What??? What is this? What points? Huh? I heard about no point-system. Takizawa-saaaaan don't do this to meeeee! Don't improvise arghhh!~ Incredible Johnny's allow him everything.
"Who collects 3 points have to leave the house." The members of the band looked at each other and grinned more. It won't be that short, so they have plenty of time to tease. And it will be relaxing. Jin was eagerly waiting for the announcement of new members. He hoped he can bring Pi in someway.
~I.am.dead.~ the Bachelor sighed and wondered why did fate give him such a tragic ending?
Now all of the guys were almost laughing, because they knew Nakamaru was the only one who haven't heard Tackey's new rules before. Oh it will be such a fun!
"I have a last thing to say before the members go back to their room, which is of course shared." Yes, they had no private rooms, everyone had to stay in one.
~Oh no... another thing??~
"Do you want to see other Johnny's band members in the house?" Tackey turned to the camera again and Akanishi's eyes started to shine. YES!
~NOOOOO!!!~ Maru gaped.
"If yes, we put your favorite Johnny's singer into the house." He winked, addressing the viewers again.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!~ the face of the beatboxer was already pale.
"Write us who you would like to be in the house please." Was the last part of Tackey's show introduction and he wanted to put the microphone away, but heard a voice from behind his back.
"Can I vote who should come too?" It was Akanishi who was kicked in the knee by his best friend. Kame shook his head, rolling his eyes and Tackey sweatdropped.
~I hope they won't pick neither Yamapi, neither Ryo. I hope they have mercy on me!~
Because it was already late at night, and the schedule said so too, the shooting of dates started the day after. Nakamaru was the only one who got his own room and he was more than glad for it. At least he can have one place where he was not teased. And where he could write his will without being noticed, because he was more and more sure, there was no chance to survive.
Kame, Jin, Koki, Ueda and Junno was lead to a wide room, with 5 beds in it. It was full with cameras, so the fans could enjoy shootings from "behind the scenes" KAT-TU. As well the N too, because there were camera's in Maru's rooms too. Not that he was told this fact and neither the other guys. The cameras were hidden so they behave natural. This was what the fans wanted, right?
"Yes, if the Bachelor was Kamenashi it would be a good lesson for him to learn how to be a man." Jin winked at the youngest member who just gave a deathglare.
"I will kill you Akanishi." Kazuya glared but just received an amused expression.
"Okay, we should go to bed, because from tomorrow we have to be creative with teasing Nakamaru." Koki said, sitting down onto a bed.
"I am always creative." Jin singsonged and saw how Kamenashi picked a bed for himself and wanted to sit. He run there and sat onto it before the younger could and he just grinned up at the annoyed Kamenashi.
"Okay then~ Goodnight." Akanishi said, pretending to be asleep and Kame threw a pillow onto his head. Nakamaru should be teased, not him! He was grateful he didn't get to be the Bachelor.
At the room of Nakamaru, the man was sitting at the desk in front of a white paper and looked at it sighing, then started to write; "Will."
~I wonder... how many more days will I be still alive?~
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To all readers: YOU decide who I should include to the story :) Write it in comment who you want to come into the house. ^^ Thank you~
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Chapter 2