#Fic# Why the staff got to know akame's secret? - Johnny's plan failed.
Title: Why the staff got to know akame's secret? - Johnny's plan failed.
drabble serie (1/3)
author: tanakakoki_fan
genre: humour, crack, romance
summary: Johnny-san's diary regarding akame's activity
AN: consider it is late at night here ^^;;;
warning: unbetaed
rating:pg-15
Japan, Tokyo... the home of the famous boyband KAT-TUN. 6 young men, singers, actors in the jimusho called Johnnys entertainment.
They were all handsome, had talents, but... there was a "little" problem with them.
In the business world everyone got to know the "tiny" lets say somewhat dirty secret of the group. What was it? That the 2 main lead singers -despite that they were both men- were crazily in love. Why was it a problem to the boss Johhny-san? Because they were in love with each other.
The two boys, named Akanishi Jin and Kamenashi Kazuya first behaved good... or just tried to behave good. But being the young lovesick couple that they were their fans started to be not far from the truth of their real relationship. There were several rumours spreading they are actually more than just friends.
This made headache to the big boss, he tried everything to hide it.
First he just warned them. Once...twice....three times... then when he noticed the two boys have even the same ring, let alone on the pinky finger and "joking" in interviews they are connected with red string Johnny knew he had to do something. He didn't find it that funny.
First of all, let us take a look into Johnny Kitagawa's diary
Entry #1
mood: pissed
They are really lovers. They are young AND they already do stuff they shouldn't... When _I_. the almighty Johnny Kitagawa told them to separate... Did they listen to me? No. Okay, they wanted it. They will see what i am capable of! They will beg for forgiveness. They don't know that I know... *evil grin* I will warn them.
Entry #2
mood: pleased
I warned them....I am curious of how they will react. I am sure they are so afraid they wont even dare to look at each other.
Entry#3
mood: angry
I was watching every of their shows... They ARE worse than they had been. And they STILL wear the ring. Are they deaf? They don't know who I am. They soooo don't know what i can do to them. Can you believe it? That stupid Akanishi even forgets to sing, he is ogling that other boy that much.
It IS my money children, MY image. Oh... image. Yes. Lets make rumours.
Entry#4
mood: i am a genius
Okay. Rumours done. I gave Akanishi a playboy image and payed for paparazzi to take posed photos with him and numerous girls. Why he agreed? Because I am the boss of course. And I made an image to KAmenashi he is together with a 40 years old woman. What? Don't look at me like this, she is my relative's friend, of course i promote friends. Her name? I don't remember... Oh...my pills...*runs to take them*
Entry#5
mood: pissed as hell
Did it work?? Did it??? When I thought it will.... the staff caught them kissing in the restroom!! The hell i wont pay million yen again to each staff member to keep their mouth shut! :O I wanted to buy my 100th yacht. I cant throw away money like that, i don't have extra millions to pay the staff. Oh and by the way, today I fired someone. BECAUSE i can.
Entry#6
mood: yesss, i made it.
I am again a genius. I threatened them. It seemed to work, and the rumour i spread that they hate each other and the few fake eye-witness who can talk hours how they saw those two fight with each other. Allright, they don't wear the ring anymore. I am so smart I will let a statue built about me in front of the jimusho. Oh... its not good. My incognito will be gone. Hmm, let everyone think i am a 25 years old, goodlooking blond half American boy. They don't have to know i am 72 in real. Is it their business? No. Oh my sisters are asking for tea I have to go.
Entry#7
mood: frustrated
They will make me bold!! I will lose that 2 pieces of hair i still have left!! There are more rumours about them with each other than with girls. Then why the hell i pay for the models to pose with them?? Okay... I have a great idea. I have to make them hate each other. Great plan! I will pull Kamenashi out of the group and make him debut with Yamashita!
Entry#7
mood: cornered.
i will blow Kamenashi's head off. But Akanishi's more. The hell they go to club...together....I TOLD them they CANT meet outside the jimusho...and inside either, at least they cant talk to each other. Even after i put SO much effort in making them be angry at each other. How long did it last? 2 weeks... and what now? The fight made their bond stronger and they are more than in love now... I TOLD Akanishi NOT to wear turtle earring. it is too noticeable. What did he do? Took one out and gave it to Kamenashi and he DARED to grin into my face that here, it is not that noticeable now. Do they listen to me? I know why they do it...they want to debut together too what?? Okay....you won bastards. I hope than you will stop it.
Entry#8
mood: bitchy
Okay, thats it, i give KAT-TUN to my sisters. They are stricter. What did they do?? what? Flirting on stage OPENLY. It seems they don't care of being told they are bad actors if they cant hold themselves. AND writing song for each other. Akanishi being a moody bastard with me. ME! his BOSS. What does he think of himself?? That he has the right bitching at me just because igot curious how it is to fuck Kamenashi and tried to? How the hell did he dare to stop me?? Thats it Akanishi, watch out.
Entry#9
mood: content
Ahh my sis is a godess. She made a promise to Akanishi if he behaves she will soon make everyone accept their relationship. Akanishi doesn't know he is lied to. Now they act as Mary tells them. Good job sis, good job!
Entry#10
mood: THE hell to you!!
Akanishi is a fucker!!! HE just came to Mary demanding to be accepted the way he is, the way they are with Kamenashi and claimed that Mary promised. And? She lied. And? Akanishi is pissed. He has NO right to be pissed. And thats it, one of my spy fan saw them going to the same place together at night every day... They live together!! Damn them!! Thats it. Akanishi refused to work and i have ENOUGH of him. He thinks he is the boss? I am sorry fans, he "decided" he urgently has to go to America. Thank you for the call dear spy-chan. You will get you 50 million yen as promised.
Entry#11
mood: i won!
Yesss!! I brought him to Narita. Kamenashi dared to come too. I will have a long talk to him. If he DARES to contact him through phone or mail i will make him regret it. I told him
Entry#12
mood WHATTHEFUCK??
WHERE IS KAMENASHI??? How the hell did he dare to skip rehearsal?? oh phone...
WHAAT?!?! He went to Los Angeles!!!
Just come home Kamenashi you will see what i am able to do.
Entry#13
mood: annoyed
Fans want Akanishi back.... Kamenashi is crying to me everyday...Does he know how annoying it is? Does he? But its ok, 6 months passed anyway, as i know Akanishi he already has someone. And...he is annoying too, crying to me through phone. Okay, let him come back he brings money and i destroyed their bond anyway.
Entry#14
mood: pissed. guess because of who
They dared to spend the night together not caring some stalkers saw them entering the apartment!! I went there, i found them ravishing each other!! What The HELL?? they had been away from each other for half a year. They didn't break up????? I have to threat them more.
Entry#15
mood: no. definitely NOT defeated
They behave more. *evil grin* none of them wants to go to Siberia for 10 years. I am so waiting for the day they finally separate.
after years
Entry#16
Marriage?!?!? Adopting kids???? It was a mistake to send Akanishi to Los Angeles... but.. WHO THE HELL KNEW GAY MARRIAGE IS ALLOWED THERE???
The entries end here, but it is quite a current date, so we will be glad to read more.
Akanishi's and Kamenashi's diary are closed with code...or rather...kamenashi's is closed with code, Akanishi's with chains and "read and u die fucker" headline so we couldn't look into them. My workers are working on unfolding them, but it may take some time.
I will let everyone know when they solved the protection of akame's diary.
Until then...
Stay tuned.
***
AN: Uhh it is lame i know ^^;;;
But i alreay wrote Jins part and want to write Kazuya's part too. Should i post it?
By the way. PLEASE VISIT THIS LINK!!!
and let me know if you are interested. It would be a great help!!
Thanksss
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drabble serie (1/3)
author: tanakakoki_fan
genre: humour, crack, romance
summary: Johnny-san's diary regarding akame's activity
AN: consider it is late at night here ^^;;;
warning: unbetaed
rating:pg-15
Japan, Tokyo... the home of the famous boyband KAT-TUN. 6 young men, singers, actors in the jimusho called Johnnys entertainment.
They were all handsome, had talents, but... there was a "little" problem with them.
In the business world everyone got to know the "tiny" lets say somewhat dirty secret of the group. What was it? That the 2 main lead singers -despite that they were both men- were crazily in love. Why was it a problem to the boss Johhny-san? Because they were in love with each other.
The two boys, named Akanishi Jin and Kamenashi Kazuya first behaved good... or just tried to behave good. But being the young lovesick couple that they were their fans started to be not far from the truth of their real relationship. There were several rumours spreading they are actually more than just friends.
This made headache to the big boss, he tried everything to hide it.
First he just warned them. Once...twice....three times... then when he noticed the two boys have even the same ring, let alone on the pinky finger and "joking" in interviews they are connected with red string Johnny knew he had to do something. He didn't find it that funny.
First of all, let us take a look into Johnny Kitagawa's diary
Entry #1
mood: pissed
They are really lovers. They are young AND they already do stuff they shouldn't... When _I_. the almighty Johnny Kitagawa told them to separate... Did they listen to me? No. Okay, they wanted it. They will see what i am capable of! They will beg for forgiveness. They don't know that I know... *evil grin* I will warn them.
Entry #2
mood: pleased
I warned them....I am curious of how they will react. I am sure they are so afraid they wont even dare to look at each other.
Entry#3
mood: angry
I was watching every of their shows... They ARE worse than they had been. And they STILL wear the ring. Are they deaf? They don't know who I am. They soooo don't know what i can do to them. Can you believe it? That stupid Akanishi even forgets to sing, he is ogling that other boy that much.
It IS my money children, MY image. Oh... image. Yes. Lets make rumours.
Entry#4
mood: i am a genius
Okay. Rumours done. I gave Akanishi a playboy image and payed for paparazzi to take posed photos with him and numerous girls. Why he agreed? Because I am the boss of course. And I made an image to KAmenashi he is together with a 40 years old woman. What? Don't look at me like this, she is my relative's friend, of course i promote friends. Her name? I don't remember... Oh...my pills...*runs to take them*
Entry#5
mood: pissed as hell
Did it work?? Did it??? When I thought it will.... the staff caught them kissing in the restroom!! The hell i wont pay million yen again to each staff member to keep their mouth shut! :O I wanted to buy my 100th yacht. I cant throw away money like that, i don't have extra millions to pay the staff. Oh and by the way, today I fired someone. BECAUSE i can.
Entry#6
mood: yesss, i made it.
I am again a genius. I threatened them. It seemed to work, and the rumour i spread that they hate each other and the few fake eye-witness who can talk hours how they saw those two fight with each other. Allright, they don't wear the ring anymore. I am so smart I will let a statue built about me in front of the jimusho. Oh... its not good. My incognito will be gone. Hmm, let everyone think i am a 25 years old, goodlooking blond half American boy. They don't have to know i am 72 in real. Is it their business? No. Oh my sisters are asking for tea I have to go.
Entry#7
mood: frustrated
They will make me bold!! I will lose that 2 pieces of hair i still have left!! There are more rumours about them with each other than with girls. Then why the hell i pay for the models to pose with them?? Okay... I have a great idea. I have to make them hate each other. Great plan! I will pull Kamenashi out of the group and make him debut with Yamashita!
Entry#7
mood: cornered.
i will blow Kamenashi's head off. But Akanishi's more. The hell they go to club...together....I TOLD them they CANT meet outside the jimusho...and inside either, at least they cant talk to each other. Even after i put SO much effort in making them be angry at each other. How long did it last? 2 weeks... and what now? The fight made their bond stronger and they are more than in love now... I TOLD Akanishi NOT to wear turtle earring. it is too noticeable. What did he do? Took one out and gave it to Kamenashi and he DARED to grin into my face that here, it is not that noticeable now. Do they listen to me? I know why they do it...they want to debut together too what?? Okay....you won bastards. I hope than you will stop it.
Entry#8
mood: bitchy
Okay, thats it, i give KAT-TUN to my sisters. They are stricter. What did they do?? what? Flirting on stage OPENLY. It seems they don't care of being told they are bad actors if they cant hold themselves. AND writing song for each other. Akanishi being a moody bastard with me. ME! his BOSS. What does he think of himself?? That he has the right bitching at me just because igot curious how it is to fuck Kamenashi and tried to? How the hell did he dare to stop me?? Thats it Akanishi, watch out.
Entry#9
mood: content
Ahh my sis is a godess. She made a promise to Akanishi if he behaves she will soon make everyone accept their relationship. Akanishi doesn't know he is lied to. Now they act as Mary tells them. Good job sis, good job!
Entry#10
mood: THE hell to you!!
Akanishi is a fucker!!! HE just came to Mary demanding to be accepted the way he is, the way they are with Kamenashi and claimed that Mary promised. And? She lied. And? Akanishi is pissed. He has NO right to be pissed. And thats it, one of my spy fan saw them going to the same place together at night every day... They live together!! Damn them!! Thats it. Akanishi refused to work and i have ENOUGH of him. He thinks he is the boss? I am sorry fans, he "decided" he urgently has to go to America. Thank you for the call dear spy-chan. You will get you 50 million yen as promised.
Entry#11
mood: i won!
Yesss!! I brought him to Narita. Kamenashi dared to come too. I will have a long talk to him. If he DARES to contact him through phone or mail i will make him regret it. I told him
Entry#12
mood WHATTHEFUCK??
WHERE IS KAMENASHI??? How the hell did he dare to skip rehearsal?? oh phone...
WHAAT?!?! He went to Los Angeles!!!
Just come home Kamenashi you will see what i am able to do.
Entry#13
mood: annoyed
Fans want Akanishi back.... Kamenashi is crying to me everyday...Does he know how annoying it is? Does he? But its ok, 6 months passed anyway, as i know Akanishi he already has someone. And...he is annoying too, crying to me through phone. Okay, let him come back he brings money and i destroyed their bond anyway.
Entry#14
mood: pissed. guess because of who
They dared to spend the night together not caring some stalkers saw them entering the apartment!! I went there, i found them ravishing each other!! What The HELL?? they had been away from each other for half a year. They didn't break up????? I have to threat them more.
Entry#15
mood: no. definitely NOT defeated
They behave more. *evil grin* none of them wants to go to Siberia for 10 years. I am so waiting for the day they finally separate.
after years
Entry#16
Marriage?!?!? Adopting kids???? It was a mistake to send Akanishi to Los Angeles... but.. WHO THE HELL KNEW GAY MARRIAGE IS ALLOWED THERE???
The entries end here, but it is quite a current date, so we will be glad to read more.
Akanishi's and Kamenashi's diary are closed with code...or rather...kamenashi's is closed with code, Akanishi's with chains and "read and u die fucker" headline so we couldn't look into them. My workers are working on unfolding them, but it may take some time.
I will let everyone know when they solved the protection of akame's diary.
Until then...
Stay tuned.
***
AN: Uhh it is lame i know ^^;;;
But i alreay wrote Jins part and want to write Kazuya's part too. Should i post it?
By the way. PLEASE VISIT THIS LINK!!!
and let me know if you are interested. It would be a great help!!
Thanksss
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