[A very pretty Taiwanese woman is wandering around. She appears a little lost but not worried.]
This not right. I must take wrong turn. Stupid slut give very poor directions.
[She lifts a hand to cover her eyes and squints at something in the distance.]
This place not look right.
[[ooc: She speaks broken English, example
here. (but a warning: there's a lot of swearing. so uh... NSFW and stuff)]]