hello, friends! have some marvelous misadventures~!

[adventurings]

And that's the story of how Cap'n K'nuckles and I escaped Mechanical Genie Island!

It is pretty amazing, isn't it? [ one eye creaks open ] ... isn't it?

[  a long pause, then flapjack opens both eyes ] [ ENORMOUS GASP ]

Cap'n K'nuckles? Bubbie? Peppermint Larry? Trolley Hag? Stormalong?!

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[hooded_outlaw]

[Rain steps up behind Flapjack, quirking an eyebrow behind his mask.]

Boo.

[adventurings]

Boo is right, friend! Boo hoo! [ sobs a few times ]

[ sniffles ] No, you're right, I shouldn't cry. Real adventurers don't cry, they adventure! Getting lost is an adventure... right?

[hooded_outlaw]

Uh, sure. Why not, kid?

You're an "adventurer"?

[adventurings]

Adventurer in training! My name's Flapjack, and one day I hope to be as great as the great Cap'n K'nuckles!

[hooded_outlaw]

Flapjack, huh? Call me Rain.

Cap'n K'nuckles? And that would be...?

[adventurings]

Rain! That's a weird name. I like it!

Only the greatest adventurer, role model, and best friend to ever sail the whole entire ocean! he's mostly made of wood and he smells kind of like rats. ♥

[hooded_outlaw]

[Rain laughs.] Flapjack's pretty weird, too, but it fits you.

... he sounds, uh, interesting.

[adventurings]

Bubbie named me! You can thank her for the Flapjack I am today!

The most interesting!

[hooded_outlaw]

Bubbie? She your mom or somethin'?

[adventurings]

She's Bubbie! She found me in a pile of seaweed.

[hooded_outlaw]

...

Uh-huh. [Suddenly, it all makes sense.]

[adventurings]

That's where my brother came from, too, but then he got his angel wings and flew away. [ fool! nothing about flapjack makes sense! ]

How about you? Who found your pile of seaweed?

[hooded_outlaw]

I wasn't, uh. Found in any seaweed. I live in the city, there's no seaweed there.

[adventurings]

Really? [ sits down, prepared for a story ] Where do city babies come from, then?

oh jesus ilu

[hooded_outlaw]

...

[er. Wow.]

Uh. Girls.

:'D it's so fun! and ilu2!

[adventurings]

[ eyes narrow in thought as flapjack pats his cheeks ] But Cap'n K'nuckles says women are nothing but root-bear-bellied snaggle-toothed troublemakers.