Re-Intro for an old favourite [OPEN]

[eatius_birdius]

[Behold a very elaborate trap, Infinity. It's a spring-loaded boxing glove, attached to a rock. There's a dish of bird-seed on the road, complete with a little umbrella, and a sign saying "Free Bird Seed, just like Mother used to make".

[The trap is set]

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[eatius_birdius]

[The glove vibrates a little, but doesn't budge. It's very well set this time. Well, so Wile E Coyote hopes, but he's been wrong before!]

[eatius_birdius]

[Wile E stares. They're not birds.

[And the trap still refuses to activate, in any case, which is probably a good thing. He's not after humans!]

[eatius_birdius]

[Trap will still not activate. Wile E decides to inquire, with signs, of course]

"The trap won't work" "But if you see a Road Runner, lure it here, please!" "He's my dinner today"

[eatius_birdius]

[Blink blink. Well, it's a bummer there's no sign of the Road Runner, so now he'll take the salmon ball curiously. It smells different, and he tries it.

[And up go the ears as he finishes it in delight]

"Thank you!" "What was that?"

[eatius_birdius]

"Wile E Coyote, Super Genius, at your service"

[eatius_birdius]

[Sniff sniff. Humans have weird tastes. But he'll try the tea, and crackers, and surprisingly, they're very good. Down the hatch!]

[Holds up a sign, giving a brief, but detailed description of the Road Runner and his traits] "My greatest nemesis"

[eatius_birdius]

"He isn't called the Road Runner for the fun of it"

[Wile E can't help but chuckle silently at this. Then he pauses when Anthy mentions a nemesis]

"And who might they be?"

[eatius_birdius]

[Looks at the photo. He is a very good looking human, but if the girls say he's not nice, Wile E will believe them]

"I'll keep both eyes peeled"