intro | Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone's a theology scholar.
[There was a large pillar of flame in the middle of the street.]
BEHOLD THE METATRON, HERALD OF THE ALMIGHTY AND VOICE OF THE ONE TRUE--
[Beat.]
[Extinguish.]
[The pillar of flame turned into a rather annoyed looking man-shaped being. In fact, he looked very much like a man-shaped being who had just had a very trying day and would be much obliged for a few glasses of tequila.
Except, oh wait. He couldn't drink it, now could he.]
...Oh for the love of Christ. This isn't New Jersey. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing.
BEHOLD THE METATRON, HERALD OF THE ALMIGHTY AND VOICE OF THE ONE TRUE--
[Beat.]
[Extinguish.]
[The pillar of flame turned into a rather annoyed looking man-shaped being. In fact, he looked very much like a man-shaped being who had just had a very trying day and would be much obliged for a few glasses of tequila.
Except, oh wait. He couldn't drink it, now could he.]
...Oh for the love of Christ. This isn't New Jersey. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing.