THE WORLD NEEDS MORE VINCES
[ scoutVINCE OFFER is advertising something amazing VERY ENTHUSIASTICALLY ]
HI IT'S VINCE WITH SLAP-CHOP! YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A GREAT MOOD ALL DAY CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE SLAPPIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAP-CHOP. NOW LOOK HERE'S A POTATO. ONE SLAP YA GOT BIG CHUNKS FOR STEW, TWO SLAPS HOME FRIES INNA SECOND. AND NOW LOOK AT THIS WHEN YA ADD A MUSHROOM THE MORE YOU DO IT THE FINER IT GETS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWITCH ANY BLADES. NOW, YOU LOVE SALAD! YA HATE MAKING IT. YOU KNOW YOU HATE MAKIN' SALADS. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SALAD IN YER DIET. WATCH THIS! ONE SLAP, SALAD! I LOVE PIZZA TOO BUT ONCE IN A WHILE GET THE VEGGIES IN, AT LEAST THROW IT ON TOP OF THE PIZZA. YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE YOUR EATING HABITS.
[ continues demonstrating ]
HI IT'S VINCE WITH SLAP-CHOP! YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A GREAT MOOD ALL DAY CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE SLAPPIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAP-CHOP. NOW LOOK HERE'S A POTATO. ONE SLAP YA GOT BIG CHUNKS FOR STEW, TWO SLAPS HOME FRIES INNA SECOND. AND NOW LOOK AT THIS WHEN YA ADD A MUSHROOM THE MORE YOU DO IT THE FINER IT GETS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWITCH ANY BLADES. NOW, YOU LOVE SALAD! YA HATE MAKING IT. YOU KNOW YOU HATE MAKIN' SALADS. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SALAD IN YER DIET. WATCH THIS! ONE SLAP, SALAD! I LOVE PIZZA TOO BUT ONCE IN A WHILE GET THE VEGGIES IN, AT LEAST THROW IT ON TOP OF THE PIZZA. YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE YOUR EATING HABITS.
[ continues demonstrating ]