HACK YOUR LUNGS OUT YOU FUCK!
So I sit down a lot at work, and there is this guy who sits like less than 20 feet from me, loud enough for me to talk to probably. This guy coughs so much that it actually sounds like he's about to die, it would be okay if this had been going on for a few days. It hasn't been a few days, it's been 2 fucking months. He won't stop coughing, I am convinced this asshole smokes too, he has one of those little raspy smoker voices. You know? Sounds like his voice comes from his stomach and not his voice box? He sounds so bad I think he might die sometimes and I WISH HE FUCKING WOULD IF HE'S GOING TO DO IT ALREADY. Rather than letting every body hear his nastiness he could at least cough into his hand but no he coughs on to every thing, he doesn't cover his mouth. He is a disgusting waste of human material. I hate him and hope that cough gets to him, serves his dumbass right. He reminds me of a dude who would smoke through the hole in his throat if it came to that. It's ridiculous how this guy is. If nothing else he could go see a doctor, it doesn't look like he has medicine to me, he just sits there coughing and hacking and hacking and coughing, not doing shit about it really. When I hear him cough I see red, I see stars, I SEE MOTHERFUCKING HANGINGS! MAKE HIM STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE HIM STOP!