Jun 10, 2006 21:56
my super villain alter ego
So I've been thinking that my currant state of mind and life needs a bit of spicing up. What I need is to spend some time as someone else who is larger than life. So I need to be a super villain. I prefer a super villain over a super hear because As a kid, I always had a slight preference for pretending to be super villain rather that heroes. With the exception of Batman, I always wanted to be Darth Vader rather than Luke Skywalker, Shredder rather than one the Ninja Turtles and so one. So I've come up with some possible titles for my super villain alter ego. They are as fallows:
The Spork Bandit
The Destructive Handsoap Dispenser of Doom
Bad Cell Phone Recaption Man
The Taco Bandit
Caption Ketchup Stain
Milk Squirting Out of Nose Man
Reanimated Road Kill Man
The Flower Pedler of Doom
The Meatball Manaiac
Dr Deviled Egg
The Frapicino Bandit
Chewing Gum with Mouth Open Man