†01 Faster, stronger, and 82% more manly.
Dude… this place is kinda sweet. I mean, like, just kinda floating everywhere, you know? It’s totally like being on a weird spaceship! Wild…
Oh. So… I guess I should introduce myself, huh? Okay, so, yeah! I’m Andrew. [He pauses.] Andrew Wells. [He likes to think that he can act like James Bond now. He can’t.] And I’m here to, like, help and stuff. Like, do good, I guess? I’m one of the good guys.
And I should warn you not to mess with me, okay? I’m sort of known for being a hardass. I’ve kicked all kinds of bad guys to Kingdom Come and back. Also, I’m totally a Watcher, which is saying stuff. Pretty sure you all get the idea…
In any case, I’m totally psyched that I’m here! I mean, space boat is awesome enough, but I’m kind of also a Warden here, so, yeah. I have, like, two titles now. I should get business cards…
…yeah.