Come And Hear
-Come And Hear-
I'm a princess
You know you got to love me
Because I'm the coolest person you know
Plus I have a life and you don't
Come and hear me say the same jokes over and over
I'm telling you that I'll keep repeating them
And when you say "Already heard this"
I'll say you need to be in special ed
I met a boy on the beach
He was a wrestler and I was a crappy singer
He didn't care at all because I gave him pleasure
Plus he was ugly as hell
Come and hear me talk about my millions of boyfriends
Plus ones I made up like Larry Brown aka Detroit Pistons Coach
And when you say he is make believe
I'll say you need to be in special ed
Come and hear me complain about my perfect life
And all the problems I don't have
Hey why don't you borrow this hat
Then I'll get mad at you because you have it
Come to me because I need attention
Come to see my great smile
Come to me and listen to my annoying voice
Come to see me sit here and talk about Larry
I'm a princess
You know you got to love me
Because I'm the coolest person you know
Plus I have a life and you don't
Come and hear me say the same jokes over and over
I'm telling you that I'll keep repeating them
And when you say "Already heard this"
I'll say you need to be in special ed
I met a boy on the beach
He was a wrestler and I was a crappy singer
He didn't care at all because I gave him pleasure
Plus he was ugly as hell
Come and hear me talk about my millions of boyfriends
Plus ones I made up like Larry Brown aka Detroit Pistons Coach
And when you say he is make believe
I'll say you need to be in special ed
Come and hear me complain about my perfect life
And all the problems I don't have
Hey why don't you borrow this hat
Then I'll get mad at you because you have it
Come to me because I need attention
Come to see my great smile
Come to me and listen to my annoying voice
Come to see me sit here and talk about Larry