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Ok... Something needs to be fucking done about this kind of mess...
... I'm so NOT the one that should be trying this kind of shit...
Alright...
[Filtered to Students/Staff that are Vampires (Hackable to Staff - DIFFICULT)]
Alright, this one's mostly for the kiddies... Because it has come to my attention that there have been a few problems among 'us' lately.
Though I hesitate to claim some of you as kin in even that vague respect...
Yes, I know all of you that should be able to read this are Vampires *Dramatic mocking gasp*... And before you all pull that indignant "I am not, you don't know that!" bullshit on me, I MIGHT not know for sure, the wards DO!
And before you start freaking out at me for 'outing you', know that just how YOU can see all this, none of you're little friends will be able to read it... Even looking over your shoulder, all they'll see are glyphs and sigils. Suspicious or weird? Yes. But not overly in a school like this.
Feel free to take a moment to 'check' if you feel you have to. *snort*
And before you start screaming at me for anything else yet, take a moment to Seriously ponder how I might know what I do... If you pay attention it might make sense, though I'm not going to hold out the hope that all of you will be able to piece even THAT together lately...
*aggravated sigh, pauses*
But as I was... In light of all this fucking bullshit lately, I've had it.
And for ME to be fed up with it all, that means it's PRETTY FUCKING BAD.
Ok, it has come to my attention that some of you need a few lessons on a few little things in life called 'discretion', 'self control', and 'common sense'.
Now, I'm going to try and word this as carefully and politely as possible, since I know most of you actually ARE children... But even then, you all should know what the hell those words mean. However apparently you don't.
If you did, you wouldn't be running around like some of you are...
Unless you WANT to wind up dead before you graduate, please pay attention to a few of the following basic concepts...
Though as to why whoever sired you failed so COMPLETELY at not explaining these basic things is beyond me... Even mine explained it all...
(1) Stop feeding off other students and leaving them for dead.
While in the castle it's stupid and careless, and you DON'T need to fuckin' do it. Wizards decades ago created some VERY clever potions that we can take so we don't have to... They suck, they taste like ass, and they'll dampen your powers, but you won't NEED to feed, and you can go out in sunlight and everything... And to help calm whatever 'cravings' you might have, there are always blood pops or pills...
If you feel you MUST still feed, there are plenty of more discreet ways to do it, just ask me if you can't figure it out on your own. I'd be more than happy to help you figure something out...
Oh! And if you WANT the potions or some blood pops but don't 'want to be found out', just ask me... I can get a hold of them for you.
(2) Stop pointlessly threatening to kill your classmates!
It gets on my nerves to overhear, especially when to US, if you ever even HURT the person you threatened and get caught, and you WILL. (Need I remind you about this little thing called MAGIC?!) Getting expelled is the 'best case scenario' to that. Worst and most often case? You DIE.
And if I overheard you but was incapable of stopping you, and was found out? Again, best case scenario, I loose my job and wind up stalked but a Ministry official for the rest of my unnatural life. Worst and most likely, we BOTH die.
Why? Most Wizards and Humans don't like us, stop fucking giving them all the more reason by being STUPID.
(3) And lastly... STOP TURNING YOUR DAMN CLASSMATES!
I know, I know, 'Things came up!' or 'I had to!'. I. Don't. Care.
Unless it's a life-or-death type situation and you KNOW your best friend/girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever WANTED you to... Don't. Again, that shit can get you into more trouble than you can even imagine...
Or at least not on the damn school grounds, ok?
Wizards are damn near more uppity punk-ass bitches about all this shit than Muggles are, mostly because they KNOW we're real, and Muggles don't.
Now that I'm done ranting for now, just remember what the hell I said, ok?
Discretion, self control, and common sense are your FRIENDS, listen to them, try your damnedest to abide by them... And maybe, just MAYBE if you're damn lucky, you'll live long enough to enjoy what you've been given...
*sigh*
On the other hand, and I hesitate to say this, but I feel SOMEONE damn well needs to... If for whatever reason you need some assistance in figuring this all out, making a judgment call, what the hell ever, don't hesitate to come and talk to me, alright?
Hell, I won't promise to be the most ideal out there for it, but also if you... Well if you need any help at all, I'm here for ya, ok?
Especially if you're still within the first few years... A lot of this can be a royal bitch to keep track of.
I was there once too, I know really damn well what it's like... My 6th and 7th Years here were hell, and in spite of how long it's been, I remember that at least crystal clear...
That's why I haven't done anything more than this yet... I know exactly what it's like to be sitting in your dorm at night, unable to sleep due to your 'dark side' clawing at the back of your mind, whispering insistently that 'It wouldn't be such a bad idea to just take a small nibble... Your dorm mate is asleep, they'll never know...'... Or worse yet, 'coming back to yourself' with your hands covered in blood, wondering just what the fuck happened after someone hexed you or after you found a classmate bleeding after a fall...
... You're not alone, ok?
And not everyone will just scream at you that you're some horrible monster.
You're not.
If you haven't done any of the things I'm 'yelling' about, you're lucky... But if you have, it's just because you're still too young, and you need to learn more Self Control than you ever had before, that's all.
Trust me... The Headmaster would not let me anywhere near this damn place if that's all we ever were.
And if after you've had some time to think it over, you decide you would be willing to let me help you, I'd be glad to... More than.
Just don't hesitate to pay me a visit whenever, ok?
Heh, even if all you want to do is yell and scream at me, I don't mind.
[/Filtered to Students/Staff that are Vampires (Hackable to Staff - DIFFICULT)]
[Filtered to Staff]
I may perhaps in the near future be needing some assistance from Dr. House, or either of out lovely 'Therapists'... Though hopefully not...
Aside from that... *sigh* If for whatever reason any of the kiddies ask for permission to stop by my office, please let them...
... And don't overly pester them as to why... If you must know, ask the Headmaster, maybe he'll tell you.
[/Filtered]
[[OOC: Ooohkay... Now just for the record, Paul DOESN'T have a 100% sure idea who all the students are (Though being a Vampire himself, he WOULD have an idea... Especially if he'd EVER been near them, and since he's a Teacher... Well, it's just likely. Just if you reply and want him to be 'startled' at all, let me know in the comments.), the filter is done through a series of complex wards and enchantments all tied to whatever mystical magical thing makes them Vampires... I'm going to assume it's a blood thing. But because of that, NONE of the Students that aren't Vampires can even see it. And Staff/Ministry can tell it's there, but it's a ROYAL pain to hack... Though it probably can be done. Cut to save your F-lists... Also don't hesitate to poke him ANYWAY, Also I won't bite you for OOC questions, either, so feel free to ask! ;) And looong post is looong. Have fun with it. XD]]
... I'm so NOT the one that should be trying this kind of shit...
Alright...
[Filtered to Students/Staff that are Vampires (Hackable to Staff - DIFFICULT)]
Alright, this one's mostly for the kiddies... Because it has come to my attention that there have been a few problems among 'us' lately.
Though I hesitate to claim some of you as kin in even that vague respect...
Yes, I know all of you that should be able to read this are Vampires *Dramatic mocking gasp*... And before you all pull that indignant "I am not, you don't know that!" bullshit on me, I MIGHT not know for sure, the wards DO!
And before you start freaking out at me for 'outing you', know that just how YOU can see all this, none of you're little friends will be able to read it... Even looking over your shoulder, all they'll see are glyphs and sigils. Suspicious or weird? Yes. But not overly in a school like this.
Feel free to take a moment to 'check' if you feel you have to. *snort*
And before you start screaming at me for anything else yet, take a moment to Seriously ponder how I might know what I do... If you pay attention it might make sense, though I'm not going to hold out the hope that all of you will be able to piece even THAT together lately...
*aggravated sigh, pauses*
But as I was... In light of all this fucking bullshit lately, I've had it.
And for ME to be fed up with it all, that means it's PRETTY FUCKING BAD.
Ok, it has come to my attention that some of you need a few lessons on a few little things in life called 'discretion', 'self control', and 'common sense'.
Now, I'm going to try and word this as carefully and politely as possible, since I know most of you actually ARE children... But even then, you all should know what the hell those words mean. However apparently you don't.
If you did, you wouldn't be running around like some of you are...
Unless you WANT to wind up dead before you graduate, please pay attention to a few of the following basic concepts...
Though as to why whoever sired you failed so COMPLETELY at not explaining these basic things is beyond me... Even mine explained it all...
(1) Stop feeding off other students and leaving them for dead.
While in the castle it's stupid and careless, and you DON'T need to fuckin' do it. Wizards decades ago created some VERY clever potions that we can take so we don't have to... They suck, they taste like ass, and they'll dampen your powers, but you won't NEED to feed, and you can go out in sunlight and everything... And to help calm whatever 'cravings' you might have, there are always blood pops or pills...
If you feel you MUST still feed, there are plenty of more discreet ways to do it, just ask me if you can't figure it out on your own. I'd be more than happy to help you figure something out...
Oh! And if you WANT the potions or some blood pops but don't 'want to be found out', just ask me... I can get a hold of them for you.
(2) Stop pointlessly threatening to kill your classmates!
It gets on my nerves to overhear, especially when to US, if you ever even HURT the person you threatened and get caught, and you WILL. (Need I remind you about this little thing called MAGIC?!) Getting expelled is the 'best case scenario' to that. Worst and most often case? You DIE.
And if I overheard you but was incapable of stopping you, and was found out? Again, best case scenario, I loose my job and wind up stalked but a Ministry official for the rest of my unnatural life. Worst and most likely, we BOTH die.
Why? Most Wizards and Humans don't like us, stop fucking giving them all the more reason by being STUPID.
(3) And lastly... STOP TURNING YOUR DAMN CLASSMATES!
I know, I know, 'Things came up!' or 'I had to!'. I. Don't. Care.
Unless it's a life-or-death type situation and you KNOW your best friend/girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever WANTED you to... Don't. Again, that shit can get you into more trouble than you can even imagine...
Or at least not on the damn school grounds, ok?
Wizards are damn near more uppity punk-ass bitches about all this shit than Muggles are, mostly because they KNOW we're real, and Muggles don't.
Now that I'm done ranting for now, just remember what the hell I said, ok?
Discretion, self control, and common sense are your FRIENDS, listen to them, try your damnedest to abide by them... And maybe, just MAYBE if you're damn lucky, you'll live long enough to enjoy what you've been given...
*sigh*
On the other hand, and I hesitate to say this, but I feel SOMEONE damn well needs to... If for whatever reason you need some assistance in figuring this all out, making a judgment call, what the hell ever, don't hesitate to come and talk to me, alright?
Hell, I won't promise to be the most ideal out there for it, but also if you... Well if you need any help at all, I'm here for ya, ok?
Especially if you're still within the first few years... A lot of this can be a royal bitch to keep track of.
I was there once too, I know really damn well what it's like... My 6th and 7th Years here were hell, and in spite of how long it's been, I remember that at least crystal clear...
That's why I haven't done anything more than this yet... I know exactly what it's like to be sitting in your dorm at night, unable to sleep due to your 'dark side' clawing at the back of your mind, whispering insistently that 'It wouldn't be such a bad idea to just take a small nibble... Your dorm mate is asleep, they'll never know...'... Or worse yet, 'coming back to yourself' with your hands covered in blood, wondering just what the fuck happened after someone hexed you or after you found a classmate bleeding after a fall...
... You're not alone, ok?
And not everyone will just scream at you that you're some horrible monster.
You're not.
If you haven't done any of the things I'm 'yelling' about, you're lucky... But if you have, it's just because you're still too young, and you need to learn more Self Control than you ever had before, that's all.
Trust me... The Headmaster would not let me anywhere near this damn place if that's all we ever were.
And if after you've had some time to think it over, you decide you would be willing to let me help you, I'd be glad to... More than.
Just don't hesitate to pay me a visit whenever, ok?
Heh, even if all you want to do is yell and scream at me, I don't mind.
[/Filtered to Students/Staff that are Vampires (Hackable to Staff - DIFFICULT)]
[Filtered to Staff]
I may perhaps in the near future be needing some assistance from Dr. House, or either of out lovely 'Therapists'... Though hopefully not...
Aside from that... *sigh* If for whatever reason any of the kiddies ask for permission to stop by my office, please let them...
... And don't overly pester them as to why... If you must know, ask the Headmaster, maybe he'll tell you.
[/Filtered]
[[OOC: Ooohkay... Now just for the record, Paul DOESN'T have a 100% sure idea who all the students are (Though being a Vampire himself, he WOULD have an idea... Especially if he'd EVER been near them, and since he's a Teacher... Well, it's just likely. Just if you reply and want him to be 'startled' at all, let me know in the comments.), the filter is done through a series of complex wards and enchantments all tied to whatever mystical magical thing makes them Vampires... I'm going to assume it's a blood thing. But because of that, NONE of the Students that aren't Vampires can even see it. And Staff/Ministry can tell it's there, but it's a ROYAL pain to hack... Though it probably can be done. Cut to save your F-lists... Also don't hesitate to poke him ANYWAY, Also I won't bite you for OOC questions, either, so feel free to ask! ;) And looong post is looong. Have fun with it. XD]]