Pick one entry off the first page of results.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search.
"Natalie needs to go pee" (Actually I just went, so...I'm good :P)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
"Natalie looks like such a sexy beast with a tan" (Uhh...I've never been tanned...just burnt lol)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
"Natalie says Republican men are not gay enough" (Uhh...what?)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
"Natalie wants your shoes" (Well only if they're cute :P)
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
"Natalie does the strip tease for the boys" (Hahaha...no. Only for my bf :P)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
"Natalie hates other Jewish people" (LOL No I do not hate anyone :)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
"Natalie asks if she's being fired" (Well I hope not!)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
"Natalie likes cheese" (Actually I do :)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
"Natalie eats goldfish" (No lol)
Q: Type in "[your name] isn't" in Google search.
"Natalie isn't perfect" (Aww :( )
Q: Type in "[your name] doesn't" in Google search.
"Natalie doesn't know what it's like to not have sex" (Well not anymore lol)
Q: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search.
"Natalie will be back next year!" (Uhh where am I going?)
Q: Type in "[your name] shall" in Google search.
"Natalie shall invoke your angels" (For a small sum! :P)
Q: Type in "[your name] never" in Google search.
"Natalie never blew Matt" (It's true, I didn't :P)
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search.
"Natalie loves Michael" (Actually his name is Jeff :P)