As soon as Ino could ditch the crutches, she knew it was time to go out and play. It was depressing having to sit around her room, batting off cats, and not having much to do beyond getting Shikamaru to drag her to various places. Everyone, it seemed, was down lately because of one thing or another. Whether it was Obito or personal stresses no one was having much fun and Ino thought that was unacceptable. One could always forget their problems in the darkness of the bar, sipping a drink, and dancing the night away.
And now that she had her walking cast, dancing the night away was a possibility.
A nice sized bar not too far from Tsunade's school was currently inhabited by some of the troubled students in question or would be whenever they deigned it proper to enter. It wasn't too shabby-- drinks were cheap (Tuesday night special), the music was smooth and the floors weren't terribly sticky which was a good thing because currently, one Ino Yamanaka was crawling all over them.
Down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe
It was hot in the bar, so much so that Ino had already stripped down to a pair of denim shorts and a tee shirt when she entered. She had only had one drink (maybe two?) but it enabled one lucky member of the audience to get an Ino Yamanaka original lap dance.
And then she did a dance I never saw before.