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I hate the fact that Richard van der Dickhead is friends with Heta, my good friend on Facebook and just FLAUNTING his pathetic existence in front of me by commenting all her fucking pictures there. If he really wants to break all contact with me, he should do so PROPERLY.
That fucking naive piece of shit wanted sexual exclusiveness when we were just fuckbuddies who enjoyed something we were familiar with by being together for 8 ridiculous months, which I now wish I could erase out of existence. Seriously, if I ever manage to make that time machine, I will go back, tell him what a childish big 26-year old baby he is and kick his ass out of a 10 story window, hopefully not killing, just paralysing him from the waist down and deprive him of the only thing that drives him [and the only good part about him]: a stiff dick.
Hul-loh? We were just friends with benefits, nothing more. I'm not so sure that he only saved his spunk for me, but when I had sex with another guy, he suddenly "couldn't trust me anymore" and took a dump on our so called friendship. It's like this thing some religious guys have - they fuck chicks but want a virgin wife because they want to be the one to do the "test drill".
Apparently our friendship wasn't worth more than SEX to him!
Not to mention that he's the most childish guy I've ever seen. He's 26 and he still runs to mommy and daddy whenever he had some petty little problems. I admit that sometimes it's good to have your parents there, but if you're an adult man you should be able to take care of yourself and not go cry mommy everytime you get a papercut or something. Jesus that guy is so dependent and clingy that I'm surprised he isn't still breastfeeding. I was like his surrogate mommy when we were together, really "wah wah, my mom smacked me once and was so shocked and instantly apologized" and cry me a river. Fucking hell, my dad a trillion times worse things, not to mention my mother just watching and doing nothing and then ditching me and my sis for a 30-year post-marriage crisis and run around screwing half the population of Europe and then some. They never apologized. I admit it has made me a tad jaded, but that is besides the point.
I'm like Cruella DeVil and he's this little dalmatian that's cute and cuddly at first but then grows up to be this spotted [horn]dog that catches rabies and bites your face off. And like the dog, Richard MacAsshole shut be put out. I prefer corn dogs. Well, he was really corny too, but that was the wrong kind of corn.
So he should go fuck himself, or some other bitch, but definitely not this bitch. I am THE bitch, but NOT HIS bitch. I am a bitch because that just means I'm surviving in a man's world.
I understand fidelity in a relationship, but I do not tolerate a big baby trying to boss me around and tell me who I can and can't fuck. I, ladies and gentlemen, do that call. And of course, the consenting parties involved.
If he turns out murdered, cuff me up! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Kidding. Maybe. Sorta. I don't really know .___.
Oh hey, if anyone reading this takes offense [of course unless it's the Dick], I am sorry, I don't mean you anything bad. He just royally fucked me over and I am heart broken and hungry for revenge driven by radiant hate ablaze for this guy. Respect that. Thanks.