Become Turlough! In 10 easy steps.
Step One...
Dye your hair ginger and start shouting at crystals.
Step Two...
Buy a tie and wear it (nearly) all the time.
Step Three...
Gel your eyebrows upwards. Yes, UPWARDS.
Step Four...
Flick your jacket over your shoulder and be smirky as much as possible.
Step Five...
Wear mascara.
Step Six...
Wear eyeliner and look emo
Step Seven...
Brandish a hatstand around like a loon
Step Eight...
Start pumpin' those muscles!
Step Nine...
Get as close to the Doctor as you can, without making it look slashy. What, impossible you say? Fair enough. At least you tried.
Step Ten!
Be tourtured and pretend you're not enjoying it. What, also impossible? *sigh*
Congratulations! Follow these steps, and you're on your way to Turlough-dom! Just mind the hair dye labelled "burgundy". There's a good boy.