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Okay so I just have to update because the last few hours had definately been halirious and I feel the need to share.
Last night was my first night of work at my new job..yeah it sucked. Andrea made me make waffle cones for two hours and I have 3rd degree burns on my fingertips, you have to peel the flaming hot waffle off of the waffle maker thing [it's like, set at 450] with your bare hands then shape it into a cone.. I wanted to take all the cones I made and shove them up her..
SO ANYWAYS. Then I was assigned to dish washing. Alright, I was freaked out by the fact that I had to wash other people's dishes that they ate out of, with all the hot fugde still smeared inside.. GROSS! [can you tell I'm an only child?] Well that majorly sucked. Then I came home because I'm still grounded.
Yes my parents are Nazis.
Today was our "lacrosse picnic" that never ended up happening, I'm glad I didn't go because I called everyone and no one could go/wanted to..so I guess no one showed/it was canceled?
Amazingly after a lot of begging, my parents let me out of the house to go see Monster In Law with Natalie and Melanie, oh my god. This is where the halirious stuff starts happening. Of course I'm an asshole and kill it but it was pretty amusing and Natalie was hyperventilating with laughter next to me so it's all good. Then we decide to drive to Taco Bell..oh my god. Here's how shit went down.
So we are ordering our food right, then the guy goes "sorry girls we're all out of Chalupas" and I was like "HOW CAN YOU BE OUT OF CHALUPAS? THIS IS TACOBELL!" And he's like well you can get the Gorditas and then I started interogating him about them and asking them if they were the same or not and all this dumb shit I think of to say in a split second. Then I asked him his age and he was 21 and I was like oh baby (as a joke) then we pull up to the window and I almost puked at the sight of his face. :O) And he was like "who's wearing Dream Angels? I smell it!" and I'm all like "Yeah..no I'm wearing Davidoff Cool Waters" and Natalie's all like "Psh I'm wearing Dolce and Gabanna Light Blue" and I'm all like "yeah you're probably wearing Dream Angels" and he's like "haha.." BECAUSE I KNEW HE WAS BUT HE JUST WASN'T GOING TO ADMIT IT. Then we pull up to get our food and this guy was like "what girl was talking on the speaker?" and I was like "OH OH THAT WAS ME!" and he was laughing and he's like "we'll there's a first time for everything haha!" and I was like "shit yeah there is, like last night was the first time I hooked up with a girl and...NOW IM A LESBIAN!" [which I did not for the perverts who read my journal and would belive that] and we drove away and he was like..Oh. My. God.
BUT I HAVE TO GET OFFLINE COZ MY PARENTS ARE BUGGING ME...I'LL FIX THIS LATER AND ADD ON.
Last Game Tomorrow! :O(
Last night was my first night of work at my new job..yeah it sucked. Andrea made me make waffle cones for two hours and I have 3rd degree burns on my fingertips, you have to peel the flaming hot waffle off of the waffle maker thing [it's like, set at 450] with your bare hands then shape it into a cone.. I wanted to take all the cones I made and shove them up her..
SO ANYWAYS. Then I was assigned to dish washing. Alright, I was freaked out by the fact that I had to wash other people's dishes that they ate out of, with all the hot fugde still smeared inside.. GROSS! [can you tell I'm an only child?] Well that majorly sucked. Then I came home because I'm still grounded.
Yes my parents are Nazis.
Today was our "lacrosse picnic" that never ended up happening, I'm glad I didn't go because I called everyone and no one could go/wanted to..so I guess no one showed/it was canceled?
Amazingly after a lot of begging, my parents let me out of the house to go see Monster In Law with Natalie and Melanie, oh my god. This is where the halirious stuff starts happening. Of course I'm an asshole and kill it but it was pretty amusing and Natalie was hyperventilating with laughter next to me so it's all good. Then we decide to drive to Taco Bell..oh my god. Here's how shit went down.
So we are ordering our food right, then the guy goes "sorry girls we're all out of Chalupas" and I was like "HOW CAN YOU BE OUT OF CHALUPAS? THIS IS TACOBELL!" And he's like well you can get the Gorditas and then I started interogating him about them and asking them if they were the same or not and all this dumb shit I think of to say in a split second. Then I asked him his age and he was 21 and I was like oh baby (as a joke) then we pull up to the window and I almost puked at the sight of his face. :O) And he was like "who's wearing Dream Angels? I smell it!" and I'm all like "Yeah..no I'm wearing Davidoff Cool Waters" and Natalie's all like "Psh I'm wearing Dolce and Gabanna Light Blue" and I'm all like "yeah you're probably wearing Dream Angels" and he's like "haha.." BECAUSE I KNEW HE WAS BUT HE JUST WASN'T GOING TO ADMIT IT. Then we pull up to get our food and this guy was like "what girl was talking on the speaker?" and I was like "OH OH THAT WAS ME!" and he was laughing and he's like "we'll there's a first time for everything haha!" and I was like "shit yeah there is, like last night was the first time I hooked up with a girl and...NOW IM A LESBIAN!" [which I did not for the perverts who read my journal and would belive that] and we drove away and he was like..Oh. My. God.
BUT I HAVE TO GET OFFLINE COZ MY PARENTS ARE BUGGING ME...I'LL FIX THIS LATER AND ADD ON.
Last Game Tomorrow! :O(