I made an UN-Fortunate Accident by crossing this fic...

[razzledazzle_x]

Hello there, I'm Jessica.  I've just found this community, and after finding the content quite hilarious, I realized that I belong in this group.  I plan to be a journalist, and creative writing has always inspired me.  I love reading FanFiction, but I hate having to really narrow my searches to find something incredibly decent.

Awhile ago, I

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[annabtg]

Always good to see a post in this community. Welcome, Jessica!

*opens the story in another window. Will comment as she reads*

First thought: Ooh, rated M. Betcha it's for godawfully written smut.

A spell that shoots extinguishing fluid? *blinks* O-kay...

Where are the bodies? *looks around, but sees no dead Evans parents* Dramatic potential? *looks at your post again, and finds the actual fate of the parents* HAH! I *knew* it! Ya can't fool me, Plank, I've watched too many Mexican soap-operas :D

Why is it that, in every Plank-written darkfic, everybody gets pregnant first and only gets married afterwards?

[Chapter 2]

To be fair, I like the explanation of the 'stick from our old tree'.

The parents' letter, however? Makes no sense. The fact that Lucius Malfoy raped her? Maybe, just maybe, it could work, if it weren't so RANDOM. If you want to make it plausible, telling the reader via a letter from presumably-dead-parents-who-weren't-supposed-to-know is not the best idea, methinks. Also, what are the odds that Lily has gotten pregnant from Lucius?

Please don't tell me normal secondary schools in Britain teach their students Reading, Writing and Arithmetic. Over here, we learn these things at 1st grade.

Why does a 17-year-old - an adult in the wizarding world, no less - have to go to an orphanage? Doesn't she have any friends to stay with? (Oh, no, not Loser!Lily again!) Can't she get a job and rent a house in a wizarding community?

[Chapter 3]

I like how she dedicates two paragraphs in telling us that she won't describe us the packing Lily did *snickers*

Okay, got bored. Might be back later with more.

See ya,
Anna.

[rubber_glove]

I seriously refuse to read this story cause You made me not want. I prefer to stay in this good mood, thank you for saving me, anna. You are a dear.

Thanks again. <3x

..Now.. to not waste my time and read a worth while story...

[annabtg]

LOL, at your service :p

See ya,
Anna.

[rubber_glove]

I'm friending you. Is that all right? You seem pretty awesome and like my other friends, and I would like to add you to my collection *cackles madly* .. Pfft. I'm not insane

(har, har. Jokes)

[annabtg]

Sure, no prob :)

See ya,
Anna.

[razzledazzle_x]

The author really is JKR's long lost twin, eh?