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My roommate's love life has reached such an abysmal state that I actually uttered the following statement without even a hint of sarcasm:
"You know, Phil, triple amputees need lovin' too."
I'm giving consideration to pitching an "End the Coitus Famine" telethon to local television channels. His drought has pained me for about 2 1/2 years too long.
"You know, Phil, triple amputees need lovin' too."
I'm giving consideration to pitching an "End the Coitus Famine" telethon to local television channels. His drought has pained me for about 2 1/2 years too long.