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Note to girlfriend:
Dearest Jackie,
In the future, please refrain from driving your car off the road into a ditch next to a highway on-ramp, and then taking your keys with you when you are picked up to go to work. All of this contributes to making my evening off decidedly sucky.
Thank you,
The Boyfriend
ps. The only reason I'm writing this is because you will never read it. heart.
Dearest Jackie,
In the future, please refrain from driving your car off the road into a ditch next to a highway on-ramp, and then taking your keys with you when you are picked up to go to work. All of this contributes to making my evening off decidedly sucky.
Thank you,
The Boyfriend
ps. The only reason I'm writing this is because you will never read it. heart.