for those of you who told me to update (ash) here you freakin go...
What is your full name?: Thom
Spell your first name backwards: moht
Date of birth: 3/3/83
Male or Female: male
Astrological Sign: the fish one
Nicknames: ...
Occupation: umm...currently i work at a rental yard, but i will soon lose that job...
Hair color: kinda bald
Eye color: brown
Where were you born: in a hospital
Where do you reside now: Warren
Screen Names: bend it like thom
Pets: umm...i used to have a turtle, but my family adopted him
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: 13
Piercings: left ear and right pinky toe, sans the pinky one
Tattoos: zimbabwe. see, i can do it too.
Shoe size: 11
Right or lefty: more of a left wing guy myself
Wearing: clothes
Hearing: disney
Feeling: keyboard buttons
Eating/drinking: not at the moment.
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff...
Have you ever been in love?: i don't even know where that place is...
How many people have you said that to(and meant it): i say "that" in quite a number of ways. sometimes i'll say "look at that girl over there" or sometimes i say "ok that was ridiculous." so i say that to a lot of people
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: Nope
What do you look for in a girl/guy?: girl/guy? i have never met a hermaphrodite
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for?: girls who are not my type at all and that i can visualize no future with apparently. bad thom, do not drink!
Do you have a crush right now?: lil bit
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yea, sure, you can love someone without knowing anything about them, that's healthy. wait, what?
Do you remember your first love?: lol. catrina pollington, kindergarten until about 5th grade.
Who is the first person you kissed?: katherine kinnunen. now that was an amazing girl...
Do you believe in fate?: sometimes
Do you believe in soul mates?: not sure
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours?: well if my history with luck is a clue....
Favorites..
Color: red
Food: pizza
Song: lifehouse - you and me, or everything by the same band
TV Show: smallville, angel
School subject: ok im too old to be doing this survey....gosh i need a life
Band/singer/artist: lifehouse or metallica/frank sinatra/seth mcfarland
Radio station: the one that's on the aux button
Pair of shoes: my white and green etnies
Actor: vince vaughn
Actress: kierra knightley
Drink: lemonade or miller lite
Holiday: all hallows eve
Perfume/cologne: i don't ever where that stuff, but an ex of mine used to wear CK1 i think and the smell still hits me like a truckload of freakin great memories...
Pizza topping: mushroom, sausage, green pepper and onion
Jello flavor: i like pudding. and ghost dad is the best movies i've seen since...fuck, what was it stewie said?
Card Game: omaha
Video game: nba 2k5
Cereal: cap'n crunch on count chocula - that son of a bitch is spreading. my cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth!
Comedian: pablo francisco
Teacher: way too old to be finishing this survey...damn i have no life.
Salad dressing: what the fuck is this doing on here? what a fucking waste of time!
Thing to do on the weekend: kristin kreuk
Season: fall
Sport to watch: football
Person to talk to online: puffy
Have You Ever..
Mooned anyone: i don't know...probably?
Been on a diet: i wrestled
Been to a foreign country: just maybe once or twice.
Broken a bone: yes. during wrestling i broke an elbow and 3 ribs. none of them were mine.
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:
Sworn at a teacher: absolutely
Got in a fight: you think...
Dated a teacher: one time in drama class ms. clinton offered to service my member. or so i thought. turns out what she really said was "please sit down."
Laughed so hard you peed your pants: once, when i was 18 days old.
Thought about killing your enemy: my enemy? is this a movie? if so i have no clue who the bad guy is. maybe it's me. maybe im supposed to be out right now plotting world domination or hanging kittens....
Gone skinny dipping: is it still called skinny dipping if it's with a big fat chick?
Told a little white lie: no, but once i told a huge black one.
Told a secret you swore not to tell: i usually don't swear not to tell. i mean, why swear? it's so vulgar.
Stolen anything: absolutely
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: fuckin how the fuck shoul i the fuck know?
Been on TV: i've been on joe vision too.
Been on the radio: thank god no
Been in a mosh pit: yes, those things are fuckin lame. who moshes at everclear?!!?!
Been to a concert: no, never. especially not an everclear concert
Dated one of your best friends: yes, every night jaybut and i play mistress of pain.
Loved someone so much it makes you cry: umm...i think that might be bordering on psychotic.
Deceived somebody close to you: yes, i convionced them all they were close to me. wait, what?
Broken the law: numerous traffic violations, assault and battery, sexual harassment, and i once touched a horse inappropriately in mexico...
Been to a rodeo: QUEER!
Been on a talk show: for real, this is gay
Been on a game show: gay
Been on an airplane: i got hit on by a stewardess. then i called her a stewardess. she then screamed "flight attendant!" and kicked me in the tooth.
Got to ride on a firetruck: no, but one time in 8th grade i smacked this arabic kid in the face.
Came close to dying: yes, i let rowdy drive me somwhere.
Cheated on a bf/gf: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
Gave someone a piggy back ride: no, but once i gave someone a human back ride
Terrorized a babysitter: that would be terrorism under article 14 of the patriot act, so i refuse to answer without my attorney, but the patriot act voids my right to one, so im fucked...
Made a mud pie: is that like poohing on someone's lawn?
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: no, but i had a dream that i rolled off a natalie.
Snuck out of the house at night: what the hell for?
Been so drunk you don't remember your name: that's impossible.
Felt like you didn't belong: yup, everywhere i turn in souf warren
Felt like the 3rd wheel: on a tricycle...if ya know what i mean.
Smoked: hey, that's none of your damn business
Done drugs: what kind?
Been arrested: no thanks, im white.
Had your tonsils removed: wtf?
Gone to camp: like the ones for jewish people where they got to work and take funny-smelling showers?
Won a bet: ya freakin think, asshole?
Written a love letter: yes, but i never sent it.
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: how can i possibly go out of my own way?
Written a love poem: roses are red, violets are blue, i think i might sorta kinda like you
Kissed in the rain: that shit is fun
Slow danced with someone you love: yea
Participated in an orgy: no but i watched one
Faked an orgasm: oddly enough, yes
Stolen a kiss: once, but then she stole it back.
Asked a friend for relationship advice: this question is dumb
Had a friend steal your crush: no, but one time at band camp he stuck a flute up her pussy
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: yes, me
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens: i have several mexican friends
Name three things that are next to your computer: a stack of twenties, sunglasses, and a tv
You have any hidden talent: like i'd hide that shit
Do you wish MTV would play music videos: i don't care
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be: a horror
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen: the matrix revolutions. that movie's popularity caused me to fear society's stupidity
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen: see above
Are you afraid of roller coasters: yes, sometimes i have nightmares that the magnum is chasing after me with a shotgun
Best Halloween costume you ever worn: last halloween i drssed as shawn o'malley
Do you carry any weapons on you:
Name something you can't get enough of: money
Do you consider yourself a trendy person: yup, im into all the latest crazes, nigga
Are you an artistic person: what the hell does that mean?
Are you a realistic person?: sure
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off: nope
Are you a strong person: im a pussy
Are you a strong willed person: what?
Who is the last person to e-mail you: i dont really get emails
Who is the last person to IM you: ashley
Do you hate chain e-mails: and surveys
Are you a deep sleeper: absolutely
Are you a good story teller: sure
What is your greatest accomplishment: ...
Let's say you win the lotto. money?: i guess i'd have a bit, huh?
Do you have a check book: why the hell wouldnt i?
Do you like your drivers license: no, i wish the state would revoke it.
Do you tan easily: im irish...
Spell your first name backwards: moht
Date of birth: 3/3/83
Male or Female: male
Astrological Sign: the fish one
Nicknames: ...
Occupation: umm...currently i work at a rental yard, but i will soon lose that job...
Hair color: kinda bald
Eye color: brown
Where were you born: in a hospital
Where do you reside now: Warren
Screen Names: bend it like thom
Pets: umm...i used to have a turtle, but my family adopted him
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: 13
Piercings: left ear and right pinky toe, sans the pinky one
Tattoos: zimbabwe. see, i can do it too.
Shoe size: 11
Right or lefty: more of a left wing guy myself
Wearing: clothes
Hearing: disney
Feeling: keyboard buttons
Eating/drinking: not at the moment.
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff...
Have you ever been in love?: i don't even know where that place is...
How many people have you said that to(and meant it): i say "that" in quite a number of ways. sometimes i'll say "look at that girl over there" or sometimes i say "ok that was ridiculous." so i say that to a lot of people
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: Nope
What do you look for in a girl/guy?: girl/guy? i have never met a hermaphrodite
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for?: girls who are not my type at all and that i can visualize no future with apparently. bad thom, do not drink!
Do you have a crush right now?: lil bit
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yea, sure, you can love someone without knowing anything about them, that's healthy. wait, what?
Do you remember your first love?: lol. catrina pollington, kindergarten until about 5th grade.
Who is the first person you kissed?: katherine kinnunen. now that was an amazing girl...
Do you believe in fate?: sometimes
Do you believe in soul mates?: not sure
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours?: well if my history with luck is a clue....
Favorites..
Color: red
Food: pizza
Song: lifehouse - you and me, or everything by the same band
TV Show: smallville, angel
School subject: ok im too old to be doing this survey....gosh i need a life
Band/singer/artist: lifehouse or metallica/frank sinatra/seth mcfarland
Radio station: the one that's on the aux button
Pair of shoes: my white and green etnies
Actor: vince vaughn
Actress: kierra knightley
Drink: lemonade or miller lite
Holiday: all hallows eve
Perfume/cologne: i don't ever where that stuff, but an ex of mine used to wear CK1 i think and the smell still hits me like a truckload of freakin great memories...
Pizza topping: mushroom, sausage, green pepper and onion
Jello flavor: i like pudding. and ghost dad is the best movies i've seen since...fuck, what was it stewie said?
Card Game: omaha
Video game: nba 2k5
Cereal: cap'n crunch on count chocula - that son of a bitch is spreading. my cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth!
Comedian: pablo francisco
Teacher: way too old to be finishing this survey...damn i have no life.
Salad dressing: what the fuck is this doing on here? what a fucking waste of time!
Thing to do on the weekend: kristin kreuk
Season: fall
Sport to watch: football
Person to talk to online: puffy
Have You Ever..
Mooned anyone: i don't know...probably?
Been on a diet: i wrestled
Been to a foreign country: just maybe once or twice.
Broken a bone: yes. during wrestling i broke an elbow and 3 ribs. none of them were mine.
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:
Sworn at a teacher: absolutely
Got in a fight: you think...
Dated a teacher: one time in drama class ms. clinton offered to service my member. or so i thought. turns out what she really said was "please sit down."
Laughed so hard you peed your pants: once, when i was 18 days old.
Thought about killing your enemy: my enemy? is this a movie? if so i have no clue who the bad guy is. maybe it's me. maybe im supposed to be out right now plotting world domination or hanging kittens....
Gone skinny dipping: is it still called skinny dipping if it's with a big fat chick?
Told a little white lie: no, but once i told a huge black one.
Told a secret you swore not to tell: i usually don't swear not to tell. i mean, why swear? it's so vulgar.
Stolen anything: absolutely
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: fuckin how the fuck shoul i the fuck know?
Been on TV: i've been on joe vision too.
Been on the radio: thank god no
Been in a mosh pit: yes, those things are fuckin lame. who moshes at everclear?!!?!
Been to a concert: no, never. especially not an everclear concert
Dated one of your best friends: yes, every night jaybut and i play mistress of pain.
Loved someone so much it makes you cry: umm...i think that might be bordering on psychotic.
Deceived somebody close to you: yes, i convionced them all they were close to me. wait, what?
Broken the law: numerous traffic violations, assault and battery, sexual harassment, and i once touched a horse inappropriately in mexico...
Been to a rodeo: QUEER!
Been on a talk show: for real, this is gay
Been on a game show: gay
Been on an airplane: i got hit on by a stewardess. then i called her a stewardess. she then screamed "flight attendant!" and kicked me in the tooth.
Got to ride on a firetruck: no, but one time in 8th grade i smacked this arabic kid in the face.
Came close to dying: yes, i let rowdy drive me somwhere.
Cheated on a bf/gf: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
Gave someone a piggy back ride: no, but once i gave someone a human back ride
Terrorized a babysitter: that would be terrorism under article 14 of the patriot act, so i refuse to answer without my attorney, but the patriot act voids my right to one, so im fucked...
Made a mud pie: is that like poohing on someone's lawn?
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: no, but i had a dream that i rolled off a natalie.
Snuck out of the house at night: what the hell for?
Been so drunk you don't remember your name: that's impossible.
Felt like you didn't belong: yup, everywhere i turn in souf warren
Felt like the 3rd wheel: on a tricycle...if ya know what i mean.
Smoked: hey, that's none of your damn business
Done drugs: what kind?
Been arrested: no thanks, im white.
Had your tonsils removed: wtf?
Gone to camp: like the ones for jewish people where they got to work and take funny-smelling showers?
Won a bet: ya freakin think, asshole?
Written a love letter: yes, but i never sent it.
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: how can i possibly go out of my own way?
Written a love poem: roses are red, violets are blue, i think i might sorta kinda like you
Kissed in the rain: that shit is fun
Slow danced with someone you love: yea
Participated in an orgy: no but i watched one
Faked an orgasm: oddly enough, yes
Stolen a kiss: once, but then she stole it back.
Asked a friend for relationship advice: this question is dumb
Had a friend steal your crush: no, but one time at band camp he stuck a flute up her pussy
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: yes, me
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens: i have several mexican friends
Name three things that are next to your computer: a stack of twenties, sunglasses, and a tv
You have any hidden talent: like i'd hide that shit
Do you wish MTV would play music videos: i don't care
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be: a horror
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen: the matrix revolutions. that movie's popularity caused me to fear society's stupidity
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen: see above
Are you afraid of roller coasters: yes, sometimes i have nightmares that the magnum is chasing after me with a shotgun
Best Halloween costume you ever worn: last halloween i drssed as shawn o'malley
Do you carry any weapons on you:
Name something you can't get enough of: money
Do you consider yourself a trendy person: yup, im into all the latest crazes, nigga
Are you an artistic person: what the hell does that mean?
Are you a realistic person?: sure
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off: nope
Are you a strong person: im a pussy
Are you a strong willed person: what?
Who is the last person to e-mail you: i dont really get emails
Who is the last person to IM you: ashley
Do you hate chain e-mails: and surveys
Are you a deep sleeper: absolutely
Are you a good story teller: sure
What is your greatest accomplishment: ...
Let's say you win the lotto. money?: i guess i'd have a bit, huh?
Do you have a check book: why the hell wouldnt i?
Do you like your drivers license: no, i wish the state would revoke it.
Do you tan easily: im irish...