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Bored? Here, read my 101 random bits of shit list.
Written January seventh. I sucked so much ass back then.
1. I love my hair.
2. Don’t ask me why. I think coz it’s one of the only things about my body that I can change fuck easily.
3. I like to pamper my feet as well. I don’t care if I break a nail, but if you step on my toenail and break it; your dead.
4. It’s not a fetish, I just like to keep my feet nice.
5. Your still reading this? Wow…your weird.
6. I have un-healthy obsession with eyeliner.
7. And Bam Margera, if you hadn’t noticed.
8. I think "Uncle Bob" is one of the funniest phrases ever. I don’t know why. I just do.
9. I have a bad habit of falling in love.
10. And up till now, they’ve all been un-attainable
11. And older for that matter.
12. My uncle Rowan is one of my hero’s.
13. It’s mostly coz he’s gross and sleeps a lot. He is a funny dude.
14. And somehow he got married. And still is.
15. That was in 2002.
16. I think the entire family is still in shock.
17. He and his wife want little waiter monkeys for the restaurant they work at.
18. I think it’s cool. They can where little tux’s.
19. Braids rock.
20. I have suddenly perfected doing my own braids, it’s my new thing
21. Once Danna had to chase a chicken around with only a towel to cover her boobs coz it[the chicken] got the string from her bikini top, therefore, she couldn’t tie it up.
22. I stood there, watching. With another chicken in my arms. I patted the chicken, and laughed a lot.
23. I have a very bad addiction to the internet.
24. I really need to quit, but I like it to much.
25. I start running out of ideas for these things about here.
26. I have a bad habit of destroying my headphones.
27. I like to dye my hair.
28. One day when they invent a good proper permanent hot pink hair dye; I will dye my under layers hot pink, and my top layers jet black.
29. This is because it’s so original.
30. Black and pink I mean.
31. I want a pony.
32. In fact I want a fire breathing pony
33. I think punk/goth/emo guys are hot.
34. I think that the people that call punks/goths/emo people "freaks" or "losers" are the real losers.
35. Guys that wear eyeliner are really hot.
36. But there’s a difference between a little eyeliner and the stuff that Boy George packs onto his face.
37. Although I don’t really like Good Charlotte, Joel is definitely the hottest twin.
38. But Billy is hotter than all of them.
39. I like pale guys.
40. Case in point: Ville Valo.
41. Damn he’s sexy.
42. I’d bonk him any day.
43. But of course there’s no preference over Bam Margera.
44. I don’t care if he’s ten years older than I am, age is but a number.
45. FYI his birthday is eight days after mine, on the 28th of September.
46. Wow…you’re still here.
47. Red Dwarf is the best show ever made.
48. Closely followed by Sex and the City
49. And then My Family
50. When I was somewhere between eight and ten, I had a giant crush on Kevin Sorbo.
51. This is most probably because of that damn Hercules show.
52. Touching/kissing my neck makes me go into total meltdown.
53. It’s, like, orgasmic when someone kisses my neck
54. And it’s been this way since this one time [that we shall never speak of again].
55. So unless you want something, don’t touch the neck.
56. I LOVE the Free styler’s song Push Up
57. I love it when Flynn sings it as well, but that’s just coz it’s stupid
58. I just found a hole in my fav pair of undies.
59. That’s probably way to much information. But I’m not happy about it. So suffer.
60. I love Degrassi. I like the old ones more.
61. The new ones annoy me because they are using the same old storylines.
62. So I know everything that’s happened.
63. My uncle looks so funny right now.
64. He’s lying on the couch, on his stomach, with his face all squashed.
65. If I die in some tragic accident, please don’t use a bad picture of me in the paper, it’s just depressing.
66. I hate when people ask really stupid questions.
67. I.e. Belinda always used to ask really dumb things, eg. "Why do you have your hair like that? why are you wearing that t-shirt?"
68. I’m actually quite happy she moved away.
69. I love getting messages or phone calls.
70. Sometimes I don’t mind it when David calls. Depends what I’m doing.
71. I love getting long e-mails from people I care about.
72. As long as they aren’t abusive for some reason.
73. I hate it when a family member or family friend says "Iris has a boyfriend" when I’m talking to some guy on the phone/online.
74. Especially when it’s a guy I like, it’s just plain embarrassing.
75. I love making chip sandwiches,
76. If you don’t know what thy are; they are to pieces of bread with hot chips and sauce between the bread.
77. And if you didn’t know that, your weird. Or just not Australian.
78. I despise cricket. It’s fucking boring.
79. I want to kill every single prep in the world.
80. And all the fakers and posers as well.
81. From the look of things on TV, I would be a cheerleader’s worst nightmare.
82. According to the people around me, I can sing.
83. They are liars.
84. According to Ms. Hartnett, I can act.
85. She is a liar.
86. Jerry Springer is just a parade of trailer trash.
87. Maury and Jenny Jones suck more nuts than Oprah.
88. I swear to much.
89. I can’t believe that your still reading this.
90. Don’t you have a life?
91. Wow…your still reading this, I guess I’ll find some more things then…um…
92. I’d die without music, literally. I breath music.
93. You don’t want to get on my bad side.
94. Seriously, if you get me to pissed off I’ll think up horrible things.
95. I’ll disgrace myself, if it makes you look like a total and utter monster.
96. I like pizza.
97. I love ButterFingers
98. One day I will get to go to The Big Day Out
99. Never liked ninety-nine. I always thought she brought Max down.
100. If you didn’t understand the previous statement, you’re stupid.
101. Ok, well, I got here. And you actually stuck around and read it! OMG! You have no life! JUST. LIKE. ME!
Written January seventh. I sucked so much ass back then.
1. I love my hair.
2. Don’t ask me why. I think coz it’s one of the only things about my body that I can change fuck easily.
3. I like to pamper my feet as well. I don’t care if I break a nail, but if you step on my toenail and break it; your dead.
4. It’s not a fetish, I just like to keep my feet nice.
5. Your still reading this? Wow…your weird.
6. I have un-healthy obsession with eyeliner.
7. And Bam Margera, if you hadn’t noticed.
8. I think "Uncle Bob" is one of the funniest phrases ever. I don’t know why. I just do.
9. I have a bad habit of falling in love.
10. And up till now, they’ve all been un-attainable
11. And older for that matter.
12. My uncle Rowan is one of my hero’s.
13. It’s mostly coz he’s gross and sleeps a lot. He is a funny dude.
14. And somehow he got married. And still is.
15. That was in 2002.
16. I think the entire family is still in shock.
17. He and his wife want little waiter monkeys for the restaurant they work at.
18. I think it’s cool. They can where little tux’s.
19. Braids rock.
20. I have suddenly perfected doing my own braids, it’s my new thing
21. Once Danna had to chase a chicken around with only a towel to cover her boobs coz it[the chicken] got the string from her bikini top, therefore, she couldn’t tie it up.
22. I stood there, watching. With another chicken in my arms. I patted the chicken, and laughed a lot.
23. I have a very bad addiction to the internet.
24. I really need to quit, but I like it to much.
25. I start running out of ideas for these things about here.
26. I have a bad habit of destroying my headphones.
27. I like to dye my hair.
28. One day when they invent a good proper permanent hot pink hair dye; I will dye my under layers hot pink, and my top layers jet black.
29. This is because it’s so original.
30. Black and pink I mean.
31. I want a pony.
32. In fact I want a fire breathing pony
33. I think punk/goth/emo guys are hot.
34. I think that the people that call punks/goths/emo people "freaks" or "losers" are the real losers.
35. Guys that wear eyeliner are really hot.
36. But there’s a difference between a little eyeliner and the stuff that Boy George packs onto his face.
37. Although I don’t really like Good Charlotte, Joel is definitely the hottest twin.
38. But Billy is hotter than all of them.
39. I like pale guys.
40. Case in point: Ville Valo.
41. Damn he’s sexy.
42. I’d bonk him any day.
43. But of course there’s no preference over Bam Margera.
44. I don’t care if he’s ten years older than I am, age is but a number.
45. FYI his birthday is eight days after mine, on the 28th of September.
46. Wow…you’re still here.
47. Red Dwarf is the best show ever made.
48. Closely followed by Sex and the City
49. And then My Family
50. When I was somewhere between eight and ten, I had a giant crush on Kevin Sorbo.
51. This is most probably because of that damn Hercules show.
52. Touching/kissing my neck makes me go into total meltdown.
53. It’s, like, orgasmic when someone kisses my neck
54. And it’s been this way since this one time [that we shall never speak of again].
55. So unless you want something, don’t touch the neck.
56. I LOVE the Free styler’s song Push Up
57. I love it when Flynn sings it as well, but that’s just coz it’s stupid
58. I just found a hole in my fav pair of undies.
59. That’s probably way to much information. But I’m not happy about it. So suffer.
60. I love Degrassi. I like the old ones more.
61. The new ones annoy me because they are using the same old storylines.
62. So I know everything that’s happened.
63. My uncle looks so funny right now.
64. He’s lying on the couch, on his stomach, with his face all squashed.
65. If I die in some tragic accident, please don’t use a bad picture of me in the paper, it’s just depressing.
66. I hate when people ask really stupid questions.
67. I.e. Belinda always used to ask really dumb things, eg. "Why do you have your hair like that? why are you wearing that t-shirt?"
68. I’m actually quite happy she moved away.
69. I love getting messages or phone calls.
70. Sometimes I don’t mind it when David calls. Depends what I’m doing.
71. I love getting long e-mails from people I care about.
72. As long as they aren’t abusive for some reason.
73. I hate it when a family member or family friend says "Iris has a boyfriend" when I’m talking to some guy on the phone/online.
74. Especially when it’s a guy I like, it’s just plain embarrassing.
75. I love making chip sandwiches,
76. If you don’t know what thy are; they are to pieces of bread with hot chips and sauce between the bread.
77. And if you didn’t know that, your weird. Or just not Australian.
78. I despise cricket. It’s fucking boring.
79. I want to kill every single prep in the world.
80. And all the fakers and posers as well.
81. From the look of things on TV, I would be a cheerleader’s worst nightmare.
82. According to the people around me, I can sing.
83. They are liars.
84. According to Ms. Hartnett, I can act.
85. She is a liar.
86. Jerry Springer is just a parade of trailer trash.
87. Maury and Jenny Jones suck more nuts than Oprah.
88. I swear to much.
89. I can’t believe that your still reading this.
90. Don’t you have a life?
91. Wow…your still reading this, I guess I’ll find some more things then…um…
92. I’d die without music, literally. I breath music.
93. You don’t want to get on my bad side.
94. Seriously, if you get me to pissed off I’ll think up horrible things.
95. I’ll disgrace myself, if it makes you look like a total and utter monster.
96. I like pizza.
97. I love ButterFingers
98. One day I will get to go to The Big Day Out
99. Never liked ninety-nine. I always thought she brought Max down.
100. If you didn’t understand the previous statement, you’re stupid.
101. Ok, well, I got here. And you actually stuck around and read it! OMG! You have no life! JUST. LIKE. ME!