Jun 18, 2005 03:14
geek boy: "Stop following me!"
me: "You started it."
bindi: "You... you're a poop slut cock breaker!"
me: "Holy shit. Thats about the funniest thing..."
bindi: "I AM MORTAL KOMBAT!!!"
me: "wahahahahahahahaha!"
bindi: "KNEEL BEFORE ZAAD!"
me: *loses breath*
bindi: "Bite the boils on my ass, you fucktarded cow ejaculation facilitator!"
geek boy: "Please, I didnt mean it! Please leave me alone!"
bindi: "Do you like fucking kids?! I bet you like the smell of child shit on your dick, you fucking pervert!"
*geek boy runs*
*bindi chases him*
*I follow*
bindi: "Come back you sick fuck! How dare you tease my son! Come back and finish jerking off at him!"
geek boy: "I was jerking off at you!"
me: "Hahahahahahahaha!"
bindi: "Bullshit! You got pedo written all over you, you fucking sick freak!"
me: "Yeah! We saw you! Don't try to run!"
by now we have a small group of people running with us after geek boy... but a nearby police officer tackled the guy before bindi couls kill him...
nuts. i wanted to hurt a man today for being a pervert.
oh well.