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[untothepure]

H A P P Y N E W Y E A R

If your new year's resolution is to get laid more
I judge you.

Comments

[pennywaits]

Is that an honest resolution? From what I understand they are suppose to be meaningful.

[untothepure]

Perhaps to some poor
B A S T A R D
getting laid is the most meaningful thing
there
is.

(I hear that men - and maybe women too - spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about SEX)

[pennywaits]

I don't think I'd be the best person to verify if that was true or not.

[untothepure]

I should have thought not, dear Penelope, but the twenty-first century is the era of TMI, alas.

[pennywaits]

I'm unfamiliar with TMI I'm afraid.

[untothepure]

Too Much Information
(The kids like to

overshare)

[pennywaits]

That seems like a terribly bad thing.