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[seepassion]

Aw, c'mon now. Really? Fucking really. How the ever-living shit am I supposed to go to my fucking doctor's appointment with tits? I mean, seriously now. I need to get this thing off of my fucking leg. Like - yesterday-like. It's fucking itchy.

And Evelyn said I could probably get it off. She promised. I can't have lady-bits right now. Ugh. Fuckers

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[meli_mollifies]

What on Earth did you get yourself into?

And if whatever is on your leg is really that itchy, a trip to a doctor may not be the worst thing. Find another doctor if you fear going to your own. Cocytus would appreciate it. And likely the new additions as well.

[seepassion]

I'd like to think that it means that Khaos loves me. Or, alternatively, I got hit by a car. Answer dependent on what you meant. I get into a lot of shit.

Cast. Casts are itchy. And heavy. And seriously fucking annoying. And Nurse Evelyn loves me. I wouldn't betray her in such a manner. She might refuse to make me babies in the future. And then how would Cocytus and I begin to build our tiny-person army?

[meli_mollifies]

Ah, yes. The cast. Well, are you planning on having an upper-body exam, then? If not, I'd say bind them to get by if it's only for your leg.

If, however, you are more womanly than just the busty bits...

Well.

I hear there's a fantastic theater troupe nearby. And what are you two going to do with a tiny-person army?

[seepassion]

I look like a fucking pixie! I'm all small and with tits and - dude, I am so completely a lady. No one skimped on my womanly areas. They are all matching in all places. 100% of girl-shaped goodness. I couldn't pass for dude-me. Dick notwithstanding.

And what else do you do with tiny people? Raise them.

[meli_mollifies]

If you want it gone badly enough, you will find a way. And in that case, I may agree with Erato: Let one of us do it.

What are you raising tiny people to do? My mother will be thrilled.

[seepassion]

But - sharp objects? Baby Cocytus wouldn't be happy.

Uh. Whatever they want to? Isn't that what you're supposed to do with kids?

[meli_mollifies]

Well, if you can't seem to part with your dear Evelyn for a day for another doctor, then might I suggest looking for solutions online? Daft as they are?

Not generally speaking. But if they're your children, I'll leave you to them.

[seepassion]

I don't think Cocytus cares about whether or not I go to Evelyn, so much as the not getting myself buzzsawed. I think he might frown at me a bit. Which would suck ass.

Well, I mean - mine just sort of gave us to the Boss? I don't think that he really wants my hypothetical children.

[meli_mollifies]

I am reasonably certain that they have safer equipment for these things, at least to get through the tough plaster around the cast. And once that is opened, they pry it apart to cut the rest of the bandages away. At least, that was what I was told. Does the removal really disturb you that much?

Your 'Boss' is fantastic at the creation of children. Rearing them is another story altogether. You and Cocytus would do just fine and I suspect you would have help if you really wanted it.

[seepassion]

Uh. I mean, I'd like my leg attached, I guess? But I could probably pull off a peg-leg if I had to? It'd be a bit piratey and shit. Which isn't a horrible thing. I like pirates. I could possibly find a boat of some kind and go around pillaging and plundering and stuff. So - eh? Dunno.

Bossman did pretty all right by us. I ain't got no complaints about him or how he treated me or my siblings. Maybe he just likes borrowing other people's kids?

[meli_mollifies]

Well. I'm also reasonably sure they won't cut off your leg to remove it, either. I'm sure Cocytus would go with you for support and to reassure you that you will keep your entire leg.

It may have been nice for him to acknowledge some that he already had from time to time. I shouldn't complain, though. Hades has been and will always be Papa. I'm glad that Zeus treated you well. That's what matters most.

[seepassion]

Well, I was thinking that would be more of a thing that came with at-home removal. The missing leg thing? Sweetcheeks down there is a gorgeous thing, but I don't know if I want her going at me with a sharp thing. Unless it's a sexual sharp thing? Some people like those, yeah?

And that ain't really my department. Parents might just work that way? I dunno. There are different kinds, I guess. Like Ben & Jerry's or something.

[meli_mollifies]

If you have the time, there are slower ways to cut it off with less risk of injury. Erato wouldn't hurt you on purpose. Unless you asked for it, that is.

It depends on the parent, I agree.

Out of curiosity, what size skirt are you fitting into with this change?

[seepassion]

Surprisingly not into the masochism. Alas.

Dunno? I usually just try shit on and hope for the best. Or just wear my stuff. With, y'know, belts.

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[oflamentations]

The idea of children with mine and Zelos' attention spans mashed together gives me hives.

But. (UGH. UGH. MELI, THESE IDEAS ARE HURTING ME.) Hypothetical hive-giving-children are going nowhere near Zeus.

Over my dead body.

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[meli_mollifies]

It is for the best, I assure you. Mama and I would help you with your hypothetical children, you realize. Convincing Zelos that Zeus isn't needed is another situation altogether.

Calm yourself, darling. No fear.