Random Memes
A/N: Just some random memes I made for my friends XD
Rating: T for mentions of sex
Disclaimer: Hetalia will not be owned by me even if the sun rises from the west!
Pairings: (OC)Manilax(OC)Jakarta (MiguelxBayu), (OC)Ekax(OC)Yuri, TurkeyxGreece, USxUK
1. Pencil
"Yuri, since you keep breaking your pencil when you're angry, this is for you"
-Bam-
"......... 1000 DOZENS IS TOO MUCH YOU FOUR-EYES IDIOT!!!!"
2. Lolicon
"Eka, do you mind not staring at me like a cat spotting a mouse?"
"...... But I just realize you look so cute and pretty and loli in that maid costume, you know...."
"......."
And thus, Yuri's suspicion if Eka's a lolicon proven right.
3. Pipe
"Hey, Miguel..... I just take this at Russia's house. Wonder what is this for-- ooops it slipped!! Oh no it falls into the sewer hole!!"
"BAYU, NOT RUSSIA'S PIPE!!!"
4. Miniskirt
"......."
".... Eka, why the hell did you wearing that fucking striped hot pink and neon yellow miniskirt?"
"Please blame Ella--"
-snap-
"YURI SINCE WHEN ARE YOU HOLDING THAT CAMERA!!!"
5. Popsicle
"...... Nee, Miguel, something's wrong?"
" -gulp- Ah, nothing's wrong Bayu-kun..... Just want... to become the popsicle that you've been eating.... -licks lips innocently-"
"......... You mean you want me to eat you with licking you off? o.o"
"......."
-insert hot smex 2 hours later here-
6. Asparagus
".... Greece, why is there at least a thousand of asparaguses in my room!?"
"Asparagus can relax your mind.... And repairing your brain"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"
...... And of course this leads to hours of mouth-fighting and ended with smex (*shot*).
7. Knife
"....... -act all innocent reading a book-"
"-comes in with raeg- OKAY, WHO THE FUCK HAS SWITCHING ALL MY KNIVES INTO PLASTIC ONES!?"
8. Chair
"Ugh, so tired, I think I gonna sat on that chair... -goes sat on-"
"EH WAIT MIGUEL IT'S BUSBY'S CHA--"
-CRACKABOOOOM-
"....... Nevermind"
9. Delhi
-Turkey and Greece talking on phone-
Greece: "Why are you going to Delhi at summer like this, idiot?"
Turkey: "..... Well, I need to do some business he--"
Woman's voice a.k.a OC Delhi: "Oh, Turkey~ Who are you talking in phone with?"
Turkey: "Uh, Delhi! Nothing it's just one of my underling!"
Greece: "...... I'm throwing all your masks" *click*
10. Random
"...... Hong, what's with that oven on your head?"
"To heated things up"
".........."
11. Word
"C'mon Nusa, at least saying it just once.... please?"
"No, Will"
"It's only 3 words!! C'mon~! -whines-"
"-sigh- Okay, okay... Tulip is manly"
12. Another
"Oi, Alfred.... can't you choose another food besides hamburgers and another drinks besides coke? It's unhealty you know!"
"-munch- Hmmm? Okay, if that's what you want, Iggy~"
-one day later-
"-munch slurp-"
"HOT DOGS AND FANTAS ARE THE SAME YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!!"
13. Sketchbook
"Yuri, I bring a new skechbook for ya"
-wham-
"First the pencils and now this.... 50X5X70 METERS OF SKETCHBOOK IS TOO DAMN BIG YOU PIGHEAD!!!"
14. Tragedy
...... I miss the warmth of your hand...
The pretty smile you always give to me, only me
....... I will never get it again. And I will never forget it.
This one sip, and I'll say goodbye in your dream tonight
15. Vulnerability
"Ukh...... -coughing up blood-"
"This will be your seventh death, Eka~~ Wonder why you died so easily~~"
"..... can't help it. I'm actually uke you know"
"....... -slice his head off-"
16. Cross
"Hey I always been wondering, Adelric-niichan~~ What is that PLUS necklace hanging on your neck?"
-silence-
"This is a CROSS, NOT a PLUS sign you IDIOT!"
-silence-
"AGHJSFAHGSFHJAGFH!!!"
That night, Russia needs to clean his house AGAIN.
17. Incest
"Adelric-niichan~~ khukhukhukhukhu..... I love you~~ -grinning insanely-"
"...... What's wrong with your head, kid? Now you're going incest?"
"...... No--"
"Oh never mind....... you ARE incest. Loli incest who's going after her brothers"
"........."
Oh yes, if he find out what's happened -AGAIN- now to his house, Russia will not be amused.
Rating: T for mentions of sex
Disclaimer: Hetalia will not be owned by me even if the sun rises from the west!
Pairings: (OC)Manilax(OC)Jakarta (MiguelxBayu), (OC)Ekax(OC)Yuri, TurkeyxGreece, USxUK
1. Pencil
"Yuri, since you keep breaking your pencil when you're angry, this is for you"
-Bam-
"......... 1000 DOZENS IS TOO MUCH YOU FOUR-EYES IDIOT!!!!"
2. Lolicon
"Eka, do you mind not staring at me like a cat spotting a mouse?"
"...... But I just realize you look so cute and pretty and loli in that maid costume, you know...."
"......."
And thus, Yuri's suspicion if Eka's a lolicon proven right.
3. Pipe
"Hey, Miguel..... I just take this at Russia's house. Wonder what is this for-- ooops it slipped!! Oh no it falls into the sewer hole!!"
"BAYU, NOT RUSSIA'S PIPE!!!"
4. Miniskirt
"......."
".... Eka, why the hell did you wearing that fucking striped hot pink and neon yellow miniskirt?"
"Please blame Ella--"
-snap-
"YURI SINCE WHEN ARE YOU HOLDING THAT CAMERA!!!"
5. Popsicle
"...... Nee, Miguel, something's wrong?"
" -gulp- Ah, nothing's wrong Bayu-kun..... Just want... to become the popsicle that you've been eating.... -licks lips innocently-"
"......... You mean you want me to eat you with licking you off? o.o"
"......."
-insert hot smex 2 hours later here-
6. Asparagus
".... Greece, why is there at least a thousand of asparaguses in my room!?"
"Asparagus can relax your mind.... And repairing your brain"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"
...... And of course this leads to hours of mouth-fighting and ended with smex (*shot*).
7. Knife
"....... -act all innocent reading a book-"
"-comes in with raeg- OKAY, WHO THE FUCK HAS SWITCHING ALL MY KNIVES INTO PLASTIC ONES!?"
8. Chair
"Ugh, so tired, I think I gonna sat on that chair... -goes sat on-"
"EH WAIT MIGUEL IT'S BUSBY'S CHA--"
-CRACKABOOOOM-
"....... Nevermind"
9. Delhi
-Turkey and Greece talking on phone-
Greece: "Why are you going to Delhi at summer like this, idiot?"
Turkey: "..... Well, I need to do some business he--"
Woman's voice a.k.a OC Delhi: "Oh, Turkey~ Who are you talking in phone with?"
Turkey: "Uh, Delhi! Nothing it's just one of my underling!"
Greece: "...... I'm throwing all your masks" *click*
10. Random
"...... Hong, what's with that oven on your head?"
"To heated things up"
".........."
11. Word
"C'mon Nusa, at least saying it just once.... please?"
"No, Will"
"It's only 3 words!! C'mon~! -whines-"
"-sigh- Okay, okay... Tulip is manly"
12. Another
"Oi, Alfred.... can't you choose another food besides hamburgers and another drinks besides coke? It's unhealty you know!"
"-munch- Hmmm? Okay, if that's what you want, Iggy~"
-one day later-
"-munch slurp-"
"HOT DOGS AND FANTAS ARE THE SAME YOU BLOODY IDIOT!!!"
13. Sketchbook
"Yuri, I bring a new skechbook for ya"
-wham-
"First the pencils and now this.... 50X5X70 METERS OF SKETCHBOOK IS TOO DAMN BIG YOU PIGHEAD!!!"
14. Tragedy
...... I miss the warmth of your hand...
The pretty smile you always give to me, only me
....... I will never get it again. And I will never forget it.
This one sip, and I'll say goodbye in your dream tonight
15. Vulnerability
"Ukh...... -coughing up blood-"
"This will be your seventh death, Eka~~ Wonder why you died so easily~~"
"..... can't help it. I'm actually uke you know"
"....... -slice his head off-"
16. Cross
"Hey I always been wondering, Adelric-niichan~~ What is that PLUS necklace hanging on your neck?"
-silence-
"This is a CROSS, NOT a PLUS sign you IDIOT!"
-silence-
"AGHJSFAHGSFHJAGFH!!!"
That night, Russia needs to clean his house AGAIN.
17. Incest
"Adelric-niichan~~ khukhukhukhukhu..... I love you~~ -grinning insanely-"
"...... What's wrong with your head, kid? Now you're going incest?"
"...... No--"
"Oh never mind....... you ARE incest. Loli incest who's going after her brothers"
"........."
Oh yes, if he find out what's happened -AGAIN- now to his house, Russia will not be amused.