I'M SO FRICKINNN BORED, PERIOD.
I took 51 instead of 32 to work today, and heaven rained on me, motherfuck. And I'm so bored right now, if someone agrees to play battleship with me I will agree to it without hesitation. And I feel like my brains are on the verge of melting and seeping out my ears.
Okay, SO, I shall cut to the chase. I was on the bus and a sat next to this retard who fiddled with her phone incessantly, shouldered some cheap ass bugis street bag, and hideous leggings to match out her outfit, ew. And my iPod died on me but I am currently trying to revive it. Ok so anyway, I just so happened to rotate my head at the most precise angle where I could see her scrolling through her text messages, and folders categorizing her texts. (I happened to look, coincidental, promise!) And then she opened the one titled "Hubby" containing 378 messages, (LOLWUT?), I swear at this point I almost tried to kill myself but I am intrigued to know what kind of species would happen to be attracted to this thing sitting beside me. Okay, so she opened text message #1 : "Baobei, you end work oreadi? you recover le ma?" . HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, omg mega vomit. And then she hit, REPLY. OOOOO, NICE MORE ACTION. Retard reply : -loves hubby when he hug me from behind -loves hubby to rests arm around my shoulders ...(more bullshit that I chose not to pollute my brains with, anyway this last one is an epic winner).... -loves to smell hubby chest (hubby smells good all the time!).
Oh my fucking lord, seriously? *trips over a kerb and dies.