CHANSUNG!
CHANSUNG, IT'S ALREADY 2:00PM!
1. Park Jaebeom is our leader.
He's the... shortest, but you better not fuck with him, because he's still the vulgar, hyper kid that came from Seattle and he's not afraid to smack that faggotry out of you. And he's swearing too much, but we don't care about that anymore, we got used to it. I just say "ssibalsekki"...
He tries to avoid anything that he thinks is gay, but yes, he too has his, well... brokeback moments, if you know what I mean. He wouldn't even admit that they exist, but many people love these cute moments and who wouldn't?
But nevertheless he's a very strong man and that's not only meant literally. He's a real leader, one that you can count on no matter what. He's saving us in difficult situations and although he's kinda... retarded sometimes, he also knows when to be serious and to keep a cool head.
I really think that Jay Park is a great leader, because he's funny, bearable and of course talented, but when it comes to serious matters, he's the one to pull us through safely.
2. Ok Taecyeon is one of our rappers (the other one is me).
He's the angry boston kid. Okay, he tries to be. Honestly, only on stage, because whenever we're not performing, he's showing this other side of him. This hilarious, ador(k)able, sometimes even cute side. I think that Taec is really funny, because...
Well, imagine a 185cm-bunny with big teeth and ears. Isn't that hilarious? It is.
During his first months here in Korea he made us laugh with his Boston brogue, but he quickly adapted to the normal korean accent.
Same as our leader, Taec can be quiet serious when it's necessary. Not just angry and beastly, but really serious. He takes good care of his friends and defends them when they get dissed by some stupid assholes.
Sometimes I think that Taec would be a great "Mama Bear", since he could most propably fight like one and...
Well, Jay is already "Papa Bear".
3. Kim Junsu is our lead vocalist.
He's the handsome guy from Daegu and everyone loves his amazing voice. No joke.
He's calm and serious, but on other times he laughs so hard that he's not even able to dance properly.
He can make us laugh easily with his hometown-accent and I think that he has a great sense of humor hidden behind his gentle, friendly smile.
Junsu is the one that calms us all down when we hype over a certain border only he seems to know.
Junsu hates making mistakes, that's why he's very serious when being faced with important tasks, situations, decisions and people.
He's really into anything that has to do with music and he likes producing and playing piano, often 'till late at night.
I really admire him for his amazing voice and I'm proud to have such a talented hyung in my group.
Furthermore, I'm really happy that there's always someone who cares a bit, especially when Nichkhun isn't there.
4. Lee Junho is... Rain.
They really look alike, but Junho doesn't likes to be called "Little Rain". That's okay and I also think that he's cuter then Rain anyway.
He's inobstrusive, that's why many people don't recognize him at the first moment and he often get's cut out during various shows and broadcasts, because he's more serious and calm.
He's not mad about that, he knows that he's shy, but these days he's carefully making his steps into the spotlight and I'm sure that his time will come when he's shining as bright as his friends.
Some people just need their time and we're not going to force him, although we sometimes feel sorry for him, since he's got many hidden talents like beatboxing or cooking.
He's a really good dancer, in my opinion just a breath behind Wooyoung and his voice is also great.
But most of all, his smile makes everyone fall for him.
Junho is pretty shy and timid, often embarrassed in front of other people, but once he's feeling comfortable, he's beaming just like everyone else would with those skills and talents.
5. Jang Wooyoung is our Jokester.
I stopped counting how often I cracked up because of Wooyong's hilarious jokes and his famous "Ssanti-dances".
Everyone knows that Wooyoung can really dance really good, since he's doing it since middle school, he even danced with one of his teachers there!
But go to any show or broadcast with him and you'll definitely see him dancing like an idiot. Furthermore, you'll see people freaking out because of that. Wooyoung loves this kind of attention.
On stage, he can also be serious like we're somehow forced to be, but he's one to be weeped easily. When something is emotional, he's one of the first just sitting there crying heartbreakingly.
I think that Wooyoung has a great sense of humor and that he's always honest with his feelings, be it tears or smiles.
6. Nichkhun Horvejkul is... well, Nichkhun.
That's it. He's the girl. The Thai Princess.
When Khun came to Korea, listening to him speaking Korean was like listening to a bad punk rock song with too much mistuned guitars, but he's a fast learner and soon he had no problem with communicating anymore.
Nichkhun is called the girl, because he's sometimes borderline close to being one. Just look at his appearance:
He's got a small, angelic face, cute brown eyes, soft lips and an elegant demeanor and his famous wink charms everyone. Furthermore, he hates dirt, that's why he's the one cleaning up most and doing the laundry.
Really everyone seems to be in love with him, I think. Even among us, everyone has at least a little crush on him. Who wouldn't?
It's like, Khun has this strong attractive force that makes our eyes being literally glued to him when he walks past us.
Nichkhun is also loved for his character, because he's friendly, nonchalant and oh god! he sparkles. Literally, he's like a walking air freshener.
But besides that, you better not make him going into "Sulk Mode", because that's the worst thing you can do to him. He'll be pouting all the time looking like a puppy wich had been left alone in the rain. Really, he'll make you feel like you've commited some crime, like kicking a defenseless puppy. Which isn't far from the truth, somehow.
7. About Chansung?
"He eats a lot."
"Jay, be nicer!"
"But really! We always have to make extra rice for him or nothing will be left for us to eat!"
"Please ignore him."
"Nichkhun! I'm your leader!"
"Chansung is a good maknae..."
"Yeah, really... He often cleans the dishes and does the laundry..."
"Just because YOU don't like doing it, Wooyoung..."
"Well, maybe..."
"Chansung takes good care of us, he's reliable most of the time..."
"And he's hard working!"
"And handsome..."
"Oh yeah..."
"I hope that he'll never tell any of our group secrets! I heard that maknaes sometimes do that!"
"Group secrets?"
"Khun, we need group secrets to be mysterious and beastly!"
"Could someone please make Jaebeom shut up or I'll sit on his face..."
"Chansung is really talented...!"
"Thank you, Junho... Back to topic..."
"Yes, he is... Have you ever seen him doing Kendo and Taekwondo?"
"Kekeke, TAECwondo~"
"Jay, shut the fuck up or I'll pop' a cap into your ass."
"Woah, Nichkhun!"
"What, I'm from the states too! Am I not allowed to curse like that?"
"Oh my..."