Title: The Time Kaito Stole Chocolate From Genta For His Selfish Indulgences
Author: Lyndsiamanda
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters/Pairing: Kaito Kuroba/Sonoko Suzuki
Prompt: Gluttony
Word Count: 1088
Rating: T for this one anyways
Disclaimer: If I owned Detective Conan, Sonoko would not only be with Kaito, she would be his epic partner of whoa!
Author's Notes: I don't really have any....this is a new fic, new pairing for me, I hope y'all enjoy!
“I’m sorry but a seven year old that’s that big should not be eating all that chocolate…leave it to the people who actually know the actual awesome taste of it rather than just someone who would rather it just be shoved down their throats.” He said with a grin.
“You have a point, I am asking you though, if you do manage to get ALL of it…I want you to save some.” She said.
“For what?”
“My share, I just, I have an idea of how I can use it, and I can still eat my share at the same time as I use it…if that makes sense.”
Kaito’s eyebrow quirked up, “If you think I wasn’t going to share with you, you are sadly mistaken.” He said as he kissed her lightly and jumped from the tree. “It looks like they’re napping, I’ll be right back.”
“It’s not like I’m not going to be here.” She said softly.
Kaito snuck to the place where the five children were sleeping and swapped the bags with a bit of a grin, and he left a note in the bag he left knowing the candy was for the bigger child.
Dear Child that I should know the name of but have no recollection of at this time,
As you can see I have decided to steal your chocolate, and for good reason. Frankly you shouldn’t be eating all that chocolate in the state you’re in, you could become diabetic when you get older, and as much as I’m sure you love your chocolately awesomeness in the shape of Kamen Yaiba, I just can’t let that happen. I believe that your health is your top priority, so I have replaced all of the wonderful, tasty, fantastic chocolate with something far more delicious and awesome for you. VEGETABLES! So I hope you enjoy them because I’m not giving this chocolate back, like I would with any of the gems I steal.
Kaitou Kid.
Kaito grinned as he took the bag of candy back to the tree. “It’s almost like the little brat tranqed them or something.” He said quietly to himself as he reached the tree to find Sonoko still sitting on the branch. “So what’s the damage then, all mighty Kid-sama?” she snickered.
“That boy has an epic obsession with Kamen Yaiba? I mean everything in here is Yaiba related…”
“Kaito, he’s seven. He’s supposed to have a thing for Kamen Yaiba.”
“The fact that this boy has all the money humanly possible to seriously buy all this chocolate is….crazy.” he said
“Coming from the 17 year old who decided stealing it from him would be entertaining and exchanging all of them with vegetables?” she said stealing one of the chocolates from the bag, opening it, and nibbling on it.
“Sonoko, that child needs vegetables, he’s in almost desperate need in fact…”
Just then the two heard it, the “WHAAAA!!!” from an extremely overweight seven year old. Kaito jumped up in the tree with the chocolate in tow, nibbling a piece himself waiting for the reaction of the children. But there was a problem, he was nibbling so fast that he was almost out.
“Kaito, my plans are going to be epically ruined if you go and eat it all.” She said glaring.
“But it’s so good though.” He whimpered as she stole the bag away.
“The rest is mine to enjoy,” she said softly as she managed to get to a spot where she could get close to his ear, she smirked, and whispered, “And I’m betting you’ll enjoy it too.”
Kaito’s face turned bright red as he heard the little girl ask… “Conan-Kun, ummm, why would Kaitou Kid steal chocolate for?”
Conan couldn’t help but shake his head and smile as he saw the tree limbs shaking. “I have an idea that it wasn’t his idea at all, it was all concocted by his girlfriend.”
“KAITOU KID HAS A GIRLFRIEND!” the three children all yelled in unison.
Sonoko wanted to glare at the little bastard, geeky, detective, mini tantei as Kaito just sat there laughing quietly as Sonoko just waved the bag of chocolate in his face. Kaito just groaned.
“Always a glutton for punishment aren’t you Kaito?” she said taking a piece of chocolate out and nibbling on it as she listens on.
“But he has a point though Genta, you’re going to get diabetes or something and you’re not going to live past thirty.” Ai said.
“Well she’s straight to the point isn’t she?” Kaito said.
He didn’t seem to notice that Sonoko’s piece of chocolate melted and she wiped a bit of it on his neck and licked it off. “Let’s go home and put this chocolate here to good use. If there’s any left I’ll give it to you.” She said as his eyes lit up for more than one reason. Sonoko kissed him and the taste of chocolate on both of their tongues could be tasted. The two teenagers jumped out of the tree then, bag in hand, neither of them caring that Conan saw the two of them running away with the bag in hand.
Kaitou Kid, You actually did something somewhat right this time. You hurt her and I’ll have Ran kill you. He thought as the two ran off to things with chocolate that 7 year old children shouldn’t know about.