a long fucking time
i was just sitting here and figured i would send you all an update. but im not sure if anyone is going to read it though. does anyone still read these?
well, not to much has been going on here other than work and play. im still single and have been for almost a year now. i think the reason im still single is because ive come to the realization that the only thing a girl can give you is an ulcer. but dont worry, i still love all my female friends out there and would date all of you simultaneously if i could. im in the process of getting me another 4x4. this one is a 1982 Chevy Blazer with a 6.2L detroit diesel in it. it already has a 4 in. suspension lift with 36" TSL Boggers on it. its gonna be so awesome taking that thing mudding because it can hold 6 people comfortably. any volunteers. i aint even been to indiana to even visit my stepdad Tony in the last 4 or 5 months or so. i need to get back up there cause i have a list of about 17 people id like to see.
i spent all last week at my aunt Marla's house up there in Shepardsville. Me and my friend Tabitha went to a party and shes always referred to me as her country boy. then a group of 6 people walked up to me and demanded that i say something simply so they could hear a country accent. i simply tell them that i dont have one. and when i said that they all were like "HOLY SHIT DOG, YOUS GOT A COUNTRY ASS ACCENT." then another dude asked me why dont i find it insulting when she calls me a country boy, and i told him id rather be a country boy than some little city bitch. when i said that, you could have heard a pin drop. needless to say, i wasnt to welcome there after that so i pissed in the cooler before i left when everyone was in the pool.
later everyone.
well, not to much has been going on here other than work and play. im still single and have been for almost a year now. i think the reason im still single is because ive come to the realization that the only thing a girl can give you is an ulcer. but dont worry, i still love all my female friends out there and would date all of you simultaneously if i could. im in the process of getting me another 4x4. this one is a 1982 Chevy Blazer with a 6.2L detroit diesel in it. it already has a 4 in. suspension lift with 36" TSL Boggers on it. its gonna be so awesome taking that thing mudding because it can hold 6 people comfortably. any volunteers. i aint even been to indiana to even visit my stepdad Tony in the last 4 or 5 months or so. i need to get back up there cause i have a list of about 17 people id like to see.
i spent all last week at my aunt Marla's house up there in Shepardsville. Me and my friend Tabitha went to a party and shes always referred to me as her country boy. then a group of 6 people walked up to me and demanded that i say something simply so they could hear a country accent. i simply tell them that i dont have one. and when i said that they all were like "HOLY SHIT DOG, YOUS GOT A COUNTRY ASS ACCENT." then another dude asked me why dont i find it insulting when she calls me a country boy, and i told him id rather be a country boy than some little city bitch. when i said that, you could have heard a pin drop. needless to say, i wasnt to welcome there after that so i pissed in the cooler before i left when everyone was in the pool.
later everyone.