-016- Meme time, or something.

[780210seconds]

So, once again, I'm fucking bored. But instead of demanding you idiots entertain me I thought of an awesome way to get some laughs and maybe help all you poor squishies out there.

~*ANONYMOUS LOVE ADVICE MEME*~!

So, like ask for advice anonymous or whatever and maybe someone will help you. Or laugh at you, whatever.

Comments

[anonymous]

I've been able to confess to someone, sort of...and I believe we're a couple now. I'm rather new at this so I suppose I'd be willing to take any advice on...well, couples.

[doubleppk]

Problem-wise, if you could be a little more specific about difficulties, it would help.

[anonymous]

Uh, yes...I don't believe there are any specific difficulties. It's more of I want to know what an average couple should be like.

[doubleppk]

There isn't really one set standard. Everyone fights, gets over it, gets lonely. But there's no real road-map to normalcy. It's different person to person and thus couple to couple. You get to figure out where you're going and work from there but it'll be individualized depending on you, your partner, and where you both are in life at the time.

I can't even say you should go on dates and things because some couples don't and that works for them. As long as you're spending time together doing something you both enjoy that's what counts. If one of you likes going out more than the other try to switch it up so you both get a little of what you want. That sort of thing.

[anonymous]

I see. Hn, that's really good advice and probably something I should have been able to figure you myself, but the thought of being with someone is, again, new to me. I may have been afraid of doing it the "wrong way", so thank you.

[doubleppk]

Mm. It's only the wrong way if you're long-term unhappy.

[780210seconds]

The one important thing you gotta remember about couples is this; It's not always about what you two do in the bedroom, having fun doing stuff that isn't that is a good thing too.

[anonymous]

...I would think that's obvious. If it's only in the...bedroom, then it's not exactly a couple, is it?

[780210seconds]

Some people seem to think that if they do it they're a couple, but they're idiots. But like, do fun stuff together like uh... See a movie or something like that, that's couple stuff.

[anonymous]

As in dates, then. Yes, that sounds like something I can easily do.

[780210seconds]

Good luck then, and just have fun.

[xwitchy_womanx]

Make it clearly known that you are the dominate one. After doing such, ensure that they know the consequences should they displease you.

[anonymous]

I'd prefer not to.

[xwitchy_womanx]

Then you are weak.

[astraystar]

[astraystar]

The only way you're truly a couple is when one of you tears off the clothes of the other and bump uglies.