muwahaha
* i stole this from the sexiest person in the world, my essa pothead slut - orrrr as you normal boring non-important ppl know her as:
jessica, fuckwhatyahurrd *
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME (i had a threesome kiss
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(_) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(x) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
(_) I HAVE NEVER WATCHED A JOAN CRAWFORD MOVIE WHILE ON MUSHROOMS
(x) I HAVE NEVER FOUND MYSELF ON A [sic] ASIAN GAY RENT BOY PORN SITE.
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX, WITH TWO OTHER PPL ALSO HAVING SEX IN THE ROOM AT THE SAME TIME....
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN SKINNY DIPPING
(x) I HAVE NEVER PLAYED AIR GUITAR SO VIOLENTLY, THAT I SMACKED MY HEAD ON A NEARBY WALL OR POSSIBLY EVEN STUBBED MY TOE ON A DRESSER. THEN THOUGHT, 'SHIT. I WONDER IF ANYONE SAW THAT."
(_) I HAVE NEVER HOOKED UP WITH 2 OR MORE PEOPLE IN A 12 HOUR PERIOD
(_) I HAVE NEVER GIVEN OR RECIEVED ORAL SEX
(x) I HAVE NEVER SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE
jessica, fuckwhatyahurrd *
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME (i had a threesome kiss
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(_) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(x) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
(_) I HAVE NEVER WATCHED A JOAN CRAWFORD MOVIE WHILE ON MUSHROOMS
(x) I HAVE NEVER FOUND MYSELF ON A [sic] ASIAN GAY RENT BOY PORN SITE.
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX, WITH TWO OTHER PPL ALSO HAVING SEX IN THE ROOM AT THE SAME TIME....
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN SKINNY DIPPING
(x) I HAVE NEVER PLAYED AIR GUITAR SO VIOLENTLY, THAT I SMACKED MY HEAD ON A NEARBY WALL OR POSSIBLY EVEN STUBBED MY TOE ON A DRESSER. THEN THOUGHT, 'SHIT. I WONDER IF ANYONE SAW THAT."
(_) I HAVE NEVER HOOKED UP WITH 2 OR MORE PEOPLE IN A 12 HOUR PERIOD
(_) I HAVE NEVER GIVEN OR RECIEVED ORAL SEX
(x) I HAVE NEVER SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE