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1. Nice fucking staph infection on your face, nigger. Before you dare say anything about me, you might want to lotion up a bit before that ash mess you call a face peels off. Not to mention, nice fucking hair. It looks like some busted ass slave aplahpa shit and that refuckingdiculous weave you have was even worse. Human hair my dick. That was nothing but an acriylic rats nest Stop laughing off getting your ass kicked by that midget because it makes it much more sad and pathetic to watch then it already is. You're like... 5'7.... AND BLACK.Finall, stop saying "I'm about to" before every fucking sentance that comes out of that chapped mouth of yours
2. Haha you dirty midget bitch. Open your mouth when you talk and stop mumbling about you imaginary boyfriend. Take a shower or atleast do SOMETHING when you crawl out of that dumpster you call a fucking bed. Pajama pants, dirty babyphat ghetto ass cheap clothes... um... have some pride in yourself and wash your face. Unfortunetly not even I can express how much of a dirty manrat you look like.
3. You're pretty much the same as number two so see above. Though you are a SLIGHT bit cleaner looking and more manly (nice eyebrows, qt) you still look like craigslist is your only job opportunty. and theyre looking to fire you anyway
4. You gremlin fish looking bitch. Are you serious? No really... Are you serious? Your mom has fucking hepatitus, she kicked you out, AND you got jumped. You are just too fucking easy you dumb, stupid, dumb ass bitch
5. You are so offensive looking. If Shrek was a spic, volia, there is you. Its like redonk how much you look like an oger. I dont know what that is on your cheeks but you need to get that fixed. Your voice sounds like you are deaf or you are mentally retarted... either or it's still painful.
6. You are nothing but a miserable spic. You look like an old worn out illegal immigrant whose popped way too many bastards out of the hallway btwn your legs. I bet you really have done that. Thats why your quick to jump at other people so no one realizes that you are nothing but a columbian (whatever really... spics are spics...) 40yrs old prostitute. But you also might be a lesbian which while we're on the subject i'd like to say, stop staring at me. the 2 dollars (if even) to your name aint even enough to by me a happy meal.
this is deffinetly not my best, ive thought of funnier things but im not in the mood and this isnt even the rest of my class so its like a rough copy
2. Haha you dirty midget bitch. Open your mouth when you talk and stop mumbling about you imaginary boyfriend. Take a shower or atleast do SOMETHING when you crawl out of that dumpster you call a fucking bed. Pajama pants, dirty babyphat ghetto ass cheap clothes... um... have some pride in yourself and wash your face. Unfortunetly not even I can express how much of a dirty manrat you look like.
3. You're pretty much the same as number two so see above. Though you are a SLIGHT bit cleaner looking and more manly (nice eyebrows, qt) you still look like craigslist is your only job opportunty. and theyre looking to fire you anyway
4. You gremlin fish looking bitch. Are you serious? No really... Are you serious? Your mom has fucking hepatitus, she kicked you out, AND you got jumped. You are just too fucking easy you dumb, stupid, dumb ass bitch
5. You are so offensive looking. If Shrek was a spic, volia, there is you. Its like redonk how much you look like an oger. I dont know what that is on your cheeks but you need to get that fixed. Your voice sounds like you are deaf or you are mentally retarted... either or it's still painful.
6. You are nothing but a miserable spic. You look like an old worn out illegal immigrant whose popped way too many bastards out of the hallway btwn your legs. I bet you really have done that. Thats why your quick to jump at other people so no one realizes that you are nothing but a columbian (whatever really... spics are spics...) 40yrs old prostitute. But you also might be a lesbian which while we're on the subject i'd like to say, stop staring at me. the 2 dollars (if even) to your name aint even enough to by me a happy meal.
this is deffinetly not my best, ive thought of funnier things but im not in the mood and this isnt even the rest of my class so its like a rough copy