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Mar 28, 2006 08:20

Finally fucking 21!!!!!!!!!! WOOOT WOOOOOT!!!!

Saturday night was freaking awesome. I went to a party drank a lot of beer. It was good. Waited till 11:59 took my LAST ILLEGAL drink, then at 12 took my very First LEGAL DRINK!!!! Was awesome!!!!!
So yeah I finished of 20 with a blast. 21 is gonna be great too, I bet!!!

The whole freaking day Saturday was freaking awesome. Hung out all day with some good friends and some that i just met. Spent a long ass time at the mall hanging out and just making fun of people! lmao That's always fun. Like The Broominator, The Tech 9's, Lui Kang and The Karate Krass, T-Rex and his large Drooling Group Dinosaurs, Snot Head, Krazy Karl, The Pre-School Goth Squad, Gabrielle, Weird Al, Snoop Dogg, Sisquo, X-Zibit, The Pokemon Rainbow, then the fat Asian guy. [he was fucking Hilarious!!!] Oh and we nearly got ran over by like we nearly got trampled by 20 Mexicans in Jcpenneys. That and every were we looked we saw a Bizarro Steevo. Yeah we are going to hell. But We had a damn good time getting our Bullet Train tickets to get there! lmao.

OH!!! I cant forget about The TRIPLE POP! You Cant Un-Pop The Triple Pop! But every 100 years someone comes around that can do this amazing phenomenon! Yes! I Un-Poped The TRIPLE POP! Was amazing. I didn't think that i had it in me. But to my surprise I am the chosen DePopetizer! lmao Dont try to un-pop the Triple Pop your self for you may inadvertantly pop your own collar!!

We fallowed around General Princes Knees for a while. Hes a pretty cool guy. We even got to see Chris Ness 10 years from now!! Twice! We also enjoyed some delicious Chicken sandwiches from Chic fillet. watched to guys get caught stealing a bunch of women's clothes and a bunch of dildos from Spencer's (no joke).Then me and John played the really loud and annoying flicking of the table advertisement thingy back and forth while not getting caught by the Broominator game. It was fun. lol We also had the amazing road trip to nowhere!! That was interesting.

then a little be for we left Chris had to smoke. So while he did that we decided to be door greeters for Macy's! I was fun and people laughed. Some were kinda freaked out. lol then some Wiggers left and we told them thanks for shopping Macy's as we did all the nice folks that night. But these Wiggers wernt very nice. They gave us the finger. AFTER THEY GOT ACROSS THE STREET! Then they tried to Insult us! lmao. That's gonna happen. We had a little fun with them.

Wiggers: finger

US: I love you too baby!

Wiggers: finger again followed by something retarded that I couldn't under stand

US: I'll think about you to night.....

With the assist from Captain Fairy Legs: While I touch my self! (lmao)

Wiggers: Quit acting so happy your supposed to be emo!

As you can see I look very EMO! lmao. Not one of us did that night. Stupid wiggers.

US: Quite acting so Black! Your supposed to be White!

That was fun!

Oh yeah! We almost didn't make it out of the Food Court alive! The Broominator snuck up on us, Krazy Karl was coming up on me like a Veloci Raptor to a baby, Lui Kang and the Preschool Goth Squad had their confrontation right beside us, the Dinosaurs were about a table away and the Tech 9's were getting out their....well...Tech 9s. It was so weird that they ALL met up in the same god damned place,lololol. That was one of the craziest days I have had in awhile, I'll never forget it, I mean fuck man, we spent 9 hours at THE MALL!!! Remember the kid who knew "EVERYTHING" about mushrooms, lmfao!

Then we did a bit more door greeting made a few more people laugh. Then i went home and got ready to go to the party I talked about above.

Well thats all that I can remember at the moment. I am sure that I have left out a lot though. It was a very eventful and funny as hell day.
Oh yeah everyone that was there to share this glorious day with us; General Princess knees( Zach Tuley), His g/f Lindsay, Captain Faerie Legs (unsure of real name), Tawni, Jewish girl(Can't remember her name and too lazy to try and find it),Christin (who left before it really started rolling),CHRIS NESS, John, and Trey. (That's me..)

P.S. I made Stephen Suck My Dick*

*disclaimer.. Suck My Dick Is a drinking game I got for my B-Day.
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