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Jan 03, 2005 21:13


dude omg ok here I go...

There is this girl name KRISTEN KART ORANGE HAIRED FUCKING RENEE (with two lines over the EE.. gott be gramical n stuff) TICE.. yes.. thats her first last and..5 middle names. And about this girl.. Well she came into my life in 9th grade. She was weird, obnxious, and annoying when i first met her. I didn't hate her like she claims that I did, but I was NOT her biggets fan mos def. But then as time rolled on i began to become cooler with her. and NOW. its like were on fucking ice doooode's. shes my bestest fucking friend and omg I just love her soooooooo much. shes beautiful and has an amazing attitude towards everything in life and if it wasnt for her idk where ide be right now in this shit hole mother fucking stupid ass town (I <3 Swartz Creek.. cant ya tell?!) So now that we are dyke 1 and dyke 2 and we are hopelessly in love. were going to go frollic in the vast weat fields on the tacoma indian tribal lands together. then get dressed up in loafers, cardigans, sweater vests, dentures, comb over our hair, slacks, and bifocals so we CANT see and put together a puzzle. I decieded to work on the edges and she gets the middle and were going to glue it all together and force the pieces to fit. I thought I would share all of that with everyone because I LOVE KRISTEN TICE. I claim her, shes mine. Shes my kool-aid n no ones allowed to dip in it, so back off bitches.

peace the fuck out, vag lickers.
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