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71_chevelle

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Mar 27, 2009 00:57

Attention Westerberg High Driver's Ed Students:

If you did not pass last week's written exam, you will not get in a car for the driving test. NO EXCEPTIONS.
If you have not attended the minimum amount of classes, you will not get in a car for the driving text. NO EXCEPTIONS.
If you have not maintained the minimum point average all semester, you will ( Read more... )

what now?, i need to retire, good old bobby, patience is wearing thin, cursed, what do you think you're doing?, gruff yet sentimental, don't touch that!

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cal_sitter March 27 2009, 12:53:28 UTC

Tired of taking your life in your hands in the name of education, Mr. Singer?

[ooc: ... and last, have a former student if that's cool?]

71_chevelle March 27 2009, 20:50:18 UTC

...now where would you hear a thing like that, Niko.

And I thought I told you, once you're old enough to terrorize your own students - it's Bobby.

[ooc; cool as a cucumber.]

cal_sitter March 27 2009, 20:57:03 UTC

I'm only extrapolating the logical conclusion based on your requirements for students getting in the car and your cautions about the trebuchet.

Technically, they're not my students. I'm only borrowing them to free the real teacher for research so he can keep his job.

71_chevelle March 27 2009, 21:02:47 UTC

Well, some of us just like to keep our cranky hides intact. I should've just made the damn announcement already...

But do you terrorize them? Because inspiring terror is the mark of a true teacher.

cal_sitter March 27 2009, 22:29:18 UTC

A temper is justifiable when your pupil is attempting to steer the car into school wall.

Seventy percent of my Ancient Warfare students are probably going to hand in papers that use what they've learned to support their claims that I'm a tyrant.

71_chevelle March 27 2009, 22:49:07 UTC

If ya get any good ones, hand 'em over - I could use a laugh.

cal_sitter March 27 2009, 23:22:08 UTC

That would be a violation of student privacy, unless of course they've signed an agreement to allow me to use their papers--anonymously--as teaching aids.

71_chevelle March 28 2009, 02:10:52 UTC

Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night. Me, I'd call it consulting with a former colleague and advisor on how best to judge th' merits of style versus the lack of substance.

cal_sitter March 28 2009, 02:20:26 UTC

Some of the papers are nothing I'd want to inflict on a valued former educator, but my brother thinks they're hilarious ... or it could be my expression while reading them.

71_chevelle March 28 2009, 02:22:44 UTC

I'll have to have him tape it for me sometime, if you won't let me see the papers himself. He shouldn't be the only one to be entertained.

cal_sitter March 28 2009, 02:25:42 UTC

Please don't encourage him. I realize that if the hearsay is true you'll need distractions to fill your time, but counseling my brother in how to be more annoying can't end well for him.

71_chevelle March 28 2009, 02:30:01 UTC

Eh, not hearsay. Afraid I'm taking my money and running after today.

cal_sitter March 28 2009, 02:35:03 UTC

The students are losing a good teacher.

71_chevelle March 28 2009, 02:38:22 UTC

I thank you for that, Niko. But it ain't like I'm dying.

cal_sitter March 28 2009, 02:40:20 UTC

No, but am I going to see you in the bar more often?

71_chevelle March 28 2009, 02:42:27 UTC

Stick my name on a stool, an' call me 'Norm'.

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