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71_chevelle

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Mar 27, 2009 00:57

Attention Westerberg High Driver's Ed Students:

If you did not pass last week's written exam, you will not get in a car for the driving test. NO EXCEPTIONS.
If you have not attended the minimum amount of classes, you will not get in a car for the driving text. NO EXCEPTIONS.
If you have not maintained the minimum point average all semester, you will ( Read more... )

what now?, i need to retire, good old bobby, patience is wearing thin, cursed, what do you think you're doing?, gruff yet sentimental, don't touch that!

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Faculty Filter banditfox March 27 2009, 12:50:06 UTC

If the students' projects haven't poisoned me before evening, I'm up for a drink.

[ooc: I hope you don't mind a bit of spam, although I'll probably have to backdate.]

Re: Faculty Filter 71_chevelle March 27 2009, 20:47:36 UTC

Did they really swap out Poison Ivy to get you, or was that just a rumor I heard?

[ooc; I live to backdate, spam away!]

Faculty Filter banditfox March 27 2009, 20:51:36 UTC

As revenge goes, it was one of the more creative attempts. I'm rather proud the student did his research.

[ooc: *sob* We'll have to backdate some more because I have step away from the computer for a little while again.]

Re: Faculty Filter 71_chevelle March 27 2009, 20:54:04 UTC

I usually get obnoxious teen music blaring out of the speakers when I start the cars. I may be deaf, but at least I don't have to worry about being itchy.

Not that I'm sure you didn't notice, but you're right it's a new one.

Faculty Filter banditfox March 27 2009, 22:21:01 UTC

Oh, I've noticed. So have some of my students.

Re: Faculty Filter 71_chevelle March 27 2009, 22:46:39 UTC

Heh - bet the school nurse was happy about that, wasn't she?

Faculty Filter banditfox March 27 2009, 23:20:27 UTC

The poison ivy? She didn't have to worry about it. False claims of noise-induced headaches from freshman trying to get out of class? Unfortunately she had to handle a few of those.

Re: Faculty Filter 71_chevelle March 27 2009, 23:54:14 UTC

Noise-induced headaches? Interesting.

Re: Faculty Filter banditfox March 27 2009, 23:55:47 UTC

From the car engines. Apparently you're running NASCAR races in the school parking lot.

Re: Faculty Filter 71_chevelle March 27 2009, 23:57:32 UTC

They're using that as an excuse this year? Huh, last year it was light-headedness from the exhaust fumes.

Re: Faculty Filter banditfox March 28 2009, 00:02:57 UTC

I think they decided fainting was too much of an embarrassment when the English department started describing them as having the vapors.

Re: Faculty Filter 71_chevelle March 28 2009, 02:12:03 UTC

Ha! That was entertaining, though.

Re: Faculty Filter banditfox March 28 2009, 02:22:07 UTC

I thought the nurse was going to quit after that one. I wouldn't have blamed her.

Re: Faculty Filter 71_chevelle March 28 2009, 02:25:35 UTC

Oh, the poor thing. We took her out drinking after that, not sure she remembers much anymore....

Re: Faculty Filter banditfox March 28 2009, 02:27:52 UTC

It may be best that she doesn't.

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