4th Riff: A lie has no leg, but a scandal has wings. [video]
[ Today's PCD broadcast finds everyone's favorite ,possibly insane, space pirate Space patrol officer among the wastes that ring the city, her purpose having been to test her new guitar on the skull of a few monster. But unfortunately for her, after entering the wastes a startling transformation takes place. For several minutes the image of a Haruko writhing on the ground in pain are broadcast as wings like those of a crow sprout from her back, forcing blood, flesh, and bone aside in their wake. As the foreign limbs force themselves to the surface, Haruko yelps in pain to the wastelands dark skies, despite her powerful constitution she is in an unimaginable amount of pain.
The pain is enough, that once the wings have fully emerged from her back, to anger the pink haired alien. It took a lot to make Haruko mad, in fact, in her mind their had only been one time in recent memory such a event had transpired as to anger her so, and that involved loosing out on the very power that was her life's goal. This time she could not simply channel her rage into starting over. No, this time,her anger and pain had to be directed somewhere. Now, it was just a matter of finding that outlet. With guitar in hand and the wings on her back covered in her own blood, Haruko begins shouting at no one in particular.]
This place is really starting to piss me off, being turned into an animal and now these things... Only one thing will cheer me up at this point. So, any of you guys up for a bit of combat practice? I promise I won't bite...
[The feed fades with Haruko laughing in a slightly crazy manner.]
The pain is enough, that once the wings have fully emerged from her back, to anger the pink haired alien. It took a lot to make Haruko mad, in fact, in her mind their had only been one time in recent memory such a event had transpired as to anger her so, and that involved loosing out on the very power that was her life's goal. This time she could not simply channel her rage into starting over. No, this time,her anger and pain had to be directed somewhere. Now, it was just a matter of finding that outlet. With guitar in hand and the wings on her back covered in her own blood, Haruko begins shouting at no one in particular.]
This place is really starting to piss me off, being turned into an animal and now these things... Only one thing will cheer me up at this point. So, any of you guys up for a bit of combat practice? I promise I won't bite...
[The feed fades with Haruko laughing in a slightly crazy manner.]