I have all the makings of a despicable man
I think I'd like to be able to eat physics. Not so much the class, oh no. The actual...umm...I guess LAWS of physics. I want to encompass your field of vision when you see me, only to shatter into a million hexagonal plates when your entire plane of relative existence is taken over by me. I want to breathe non-existence on you, wiping you and your memory from the very fabric of space and time. I AM NOT TO BE VIEWED BY THE EYES OF A MERE HUMAN.
I've had an article to write since thursday, annnnd I haven't started it. I got SOME of the research done, but it's really hard to get any good dirt when the first beat you're assigned is the Continuing Education department of the college. Seriously, should I write about the frumpy house-wife who wants to take a pottery class? Oh! Or maybe the Mexican immigrant who is taking that extra English class! Excitement.
I want to break something with my first story. I always have. I wanted to make my first article something ground-breaking, but this is a dose of reality. A very welcome dose. If I want this to be interesting, I need to really dig for it and work at it. Ahh, that college wont know what hit it.
Doing something with my parents today after work. Family's coming over for a birthday thing, which is awesome because I A) could totally use the cash and B) would like more cake. I have two cakes sitting in my fridge right now, and Earl and Darnell haven't touched a single one. Bastards.
I'll finish this later(yeah right).
I've had an article to write since thursday, annnnd I haven't started it. I got SOME of the research done, but it's really hard to get any good dirt when the first beat you're assigned is the Continuing Education department of the college. Seriously, should I write about the frumpy house-wife who wants to take a pottery class? Oh! Or maybe the Mexican immigrant who is taking that extra English class! Excitement.
I want to break something with my first story. I always have. I wanted to make my first article something ground-breaking, but this is a dose of reality. A very welcome dose. If I want this to be interesting, I need to really dig for it and work at it. Ahh, that college wont know what hit it.
Doing something with my parents today after work. Family's coming over for a birthday thing, which is awesome because I A) could totally use the cash and B) would like more cake. I have two cakes sitting in my fridge right now, and Earl and Darnell haven't touched a single one. Bastards.
I'll finish this later(yeah right).