an open letter... / a community / a guitar hunt
Dear
honeypoppy0212
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.
I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your closet and I saw you castrate my advocado plant.
I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Lea.
Do it like this:
Dear (the person who last commented on your journal),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Other; With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Other; Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
Italy - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Hehe. Crazy meme. Snagged from
lasamy who snagged from
impalalove.
Yesterday I got up at 1 o'clock, so I slightly overslept, and decided to go guitar hunting in the city. I had looked in two places locally days before that and found one for around $115 that comes with a 'full starter kit'. I know a guitar around the $100 is kinda cheap but the thing is I've never played before so I don't need something fancy, and there's also that small issue of not making any income at the moment because of my health & at-homeness. I managed to wrangle my brotha into coming with me after he finished school for the day and we went walking around for ages. It was cool to just hang with him but unfortunately the places in the city didn't offer any guitars around the price I'm looking for, and one of the places I had flagged didn't even exist! Okay maybe it did exist at one stage but we couldn't find it. It was #138 but there was no #138 store *dun dun dun*. There #136, #137, #139, #140 etc etc but no #138; it's a conspiracy I tells ya. So I guess I'm gonna go back to that local store tomorrow and ask the store guys about it. I don't know shit all about guitars so it'd be pretty easy to rip me off lol but I'm thinking after a bit of nosing around the internet that a good starter guitar would be a Yamaha or Ibanez or Fender (thinking being the key word there). Nylon strings seem to be easier to play but I should stick to good ol' steel ones hey. I figure if I still have another month off work I need something more to do with my time. I can't really do physical stuff and concentrating is really hard at times - so maybe learning guitar will drive me further in the nuts direction but I'd love to give it a try. Guitars are and have always been my favourite instrument. And I don't think it's a bad investment either - it's not something I would buy and just throw away. I'll keep it for ages and eventually I'll learn it. If anyone reads this and knows a thing or two about starting out really I'd love to read your comment :)
imoutsidethebox. Oh. Look. A graphic community. I wonder who I would be pimping for. Lol.
Yes I've made the change and will post my artsies over there from now on, with linking posts here of course.
honeypoppy0212
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.
I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your closet and I saw you castrate my advocado plant.
I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Lea.
Do it like this:
Dear (the person who last commented on your journal),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Other; With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Other; Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
Italy - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Hehe. Crazy meme. Snagged from
lasamy who snagged from
impalalove.
Yesterday I got up at 1 o'clock, so I slightly overslept, and decided to go guitar hunting in the city. I had looked in two places locally days before that and found one for around $115 that comes with a 'full starter kit'. I know a guitar around the $100 is kinda cheap but the thing is I've never played before so I don't need something fancy, and there's also that small issue of not making any income at the moment because of my health & at-homeness. I managed to wrangle my brotha into coming with me after he finished school for the day and we went walking around for ages. It was cool to just hang with him but unfortunately the places in the city didn't offer any guitars around the price I'm looking for, and one of the places I had flagged didn't even exist! Okay maybe it did exist at one stage but we couldn't find it. It was #138 but there was no #138 store *dun dun dun*. There #136, #137, #139, #140 etc etc but no #138; it's a conspiracy I tells ya. So I guess I'm gonna go back to that local store tomorrow and ask the store guys about it. I don't know shit all about guitars so it'd be pretty easy to rip me off lol but I'm thinking after a bit of nosing around the internet that a good starter guitar would be a Yamaha or Ibanez or Fender (thinking being the key word there). Nylon strings seem to be easier to play but I should stick to good ol' steel ones hey. I figure if I still have another month off work I need something more to do with my time. I can't really do physical stuff and concentrating is really hard at times - so maybe learning guitar will drive me further in the nuts direction but I'd love to give it a try. Guitars are and have always been my favourite instrument. And I don't think it's a bad investment either - it's not something I would buy and just throw away. I'll keep it for ages and eventually I'll learn it. If anyone reads this and knows a thing or two about starting out really I'd love to read your comment :)
imoutsidethebox. Oh. Look. A graphic community. I wonder who I would be pimping for. Lol.
Yes I've made the change and will post my artsies over there from now on, with linking posts here of course.