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Read this today in the Light in the Attic Records catalog magazine. Over half of these statements are true.
If you don’t like Credence you don’t like:
1. Putting a penis into a vagina.
2. A cold beer
3. Hammocks
4. Smoking a J
5. Porch sitting
6. Taking a dump with only a shirt on
7. Steak and potatoes
8. Big ass titties
9. Moccasins
10. Whiskey
11. Flannel shirts
12. Motorcycles
13. Changing a flat tire
14. A hard days work
15. Swimming in a lake, river, and ponds
16. Dirt under yer fingernails
17. Levis
18. Daisy dukes on underage girls
19. Punching your old man
20. Grillin’
21. Oil stains
22. Coffee and donuts
23. Long hair and trains
24. Chooglin’
This made me laugh so hard.
If you don’t like Credence you don’t like:
1. Putting a penis into a vagina.
2. A cold beer
3. Hammocks
4. Smoking a J
5. Porch sitting
6. Taking a dump with only a shirt on
7. Steak and potatoes
8. Big ass titties
9. Moccasins
10. Whiskey
11. Flannel shirts
12. Motorcycles
13. Changing a flat tire
14. A hard days work
15. Swimming in a lake, river, and ponds
16. Dirt under yer fingernails
17. Levis
18. Daisy dukes on underage girls
19. Punching your old man
20. Grillin’
21. Oil stains
22. Coffee and donuts
23. Long hair and trains
24. Chooglin’
This made me laugh so hard.