Loft Above Luke's, Saturday Morning

[6buckstohisname]

Dean had warned Bobby off from visiting the island this weekend with what was happening the week prior. Though it had earned him one hell of a sigh over the phone and a muttered 'I ain't dead, boy.' that would cause Dean so much trauma when he actually thought about it

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[lovemykilt]

Warning his guests against showing up on sex week. Now why didn't Priestly think of that?

Not that he was complaining, mind you. He'd had a fairly energetic and frankly acrobatic night, after all. Which would be why he actually made it past the couch on the way to the kitchen before he registered what he actually saw there.

"Dude. Who the fuck are you and why are you staring at my roommate while he sleeps?"

[badassbutt]

"I am Castiel," said Cas, who made no move to either explain his presence or why he was practically sitting on top of the roommate in question. "You bear a remarkable resemblance to Dean."

[6buckstohisname]

You are just so freakin' lucky that Dean didn't stab you or something, Cas. So lucky. He shot up at the voices, hand under his pillow for the knife there.

"Cas? Dude, personal space."

He was not awake enough for this conversation.

[badassbutt]

Cas looked down at the couch and stood. Now he was invading Priestly's space.

"He's not your twin," he observed. "Yours was a single birth."

[lovemykilt]

Priestly leaned back. "Dean, call off your boyfriend."

[6buckstohisname]

"Cas!" Wait, what? "He's not my--Cas, stop scaring him. It's a weird thing about this place."

Like having an angel buddy. Who had also previously been on island.

[hatesthekilt]

Tish, wondering at all the commotion, chose that moment to show up wearing Priestly's shirt and not much else. "Why not? He's a little nerdy, but he's still pretty cute if you're into that sort of thing."

[badassbutt]

"Is she another double?" Cas asked. He looked closer. "No. She's just a woman." He looked back down at Dean. "I expected to find you at Lisa's. Or perhaps Bobby's."

[6buckstohisname]

Hot chick earned Priestly an approving look until she spoke. Because it was Cas, you weirdos.

"Yeah, well you didn't exactly leave a forwarding address." Whoa now, Dean. You're just making them think this really is your boyfriend.

[lovemykilt]

Priestly nodded wisely and mouthed "ex-boyfriend" at Tish, who nodded back.

"We'll, uh, just leave you two to it," he said. "I'm making eggs, you two want any?"

[badassbutt]

"Heaven doesn't have a postal code," Cas said, because there wasn't a point in any world that he couldn't completely miss. "Why are they mouthing words at each other? I'm not your ex-anything."

[6buckstohisname]

"And bacon!" Dean had no idea why people would get that impression of their perfectly normal relationship. Then again, he also did not understand how people could read those stupid books and find something strange in his relationship with his brother.

So.

"They're being assholes. Ignore them."

[lovemykilt]

"Only if you eat a vegetable!" Priestly shouted back. "Does your not boyfriend have any dietary restrictions?"

[badassbutt]

"You're living on an island in the middle of a giant metaphysical nexus with your double," Cas observed. "Why?"

[6buckstohisname]

"Cas doesn't eat unless something messed up is happening," Dean said, ignoring the questions from Castiel even while staring at him. "Something messed up going on?"

[lovemykilt]

"Dude, I'm not an actual nutritionist yet, but I'm pretty sure not eating is messed up."