The other day I was thinking of my distant youth, and overcome by a fit of nostalgia, I searched the Web for evidence of some of the bizarre games we used to play when I was a tyke. I got pictures and everything-isn't the Internet great? And it was brought home to me just how trippy these old games were. But living in the late 60s and early 70s
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The scariest dream I ever had as a kid was a similar one about a big machine at Lagoon (for the non-Utahns, Lagoon is the local amusement park). This machine turned children into stuffed animals, presumably to be given away as midway game prizes. Everyone kept insisting that I had to get in it, as they were planning to do, even though they had seen its effects.
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You know, your scary dream about Lagoon could be allegorical. I remember that when all our friends were getting baptized (which in the Mormon Church happens around age seven or eight), you were getting serious pressure from your friends to join in the eternal fun.
Certainly a few people we knew in high school got put through the stuffed-animal machine during their missions. I recall a couple of real hell-raisers, guys with great wit and few inhibitions, who came back from their missions completely zombified. They were now responsible Elders, with a sacred calling to complete their MBA, become a brainless business droid, and pump out as many children as their wives' physiologal limitations would permit.
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I do recall one thing in kindergarten - we were each given a line-drawing of a squirrel to color, to distract us while the teacher left the room for a few minutes. I remembered having heard of "red squirrels" so I decided to color mine red. Once that was well underway someone noticed that I wasn't using brown, and shouted it to the whole class as though reporting a murder. Many of my classmates then did this weird little stylized gesture we had of covering the mouth with one hand, bugging out the eyes, and saying "Ohhhhhhh!" as in "Ohhh, you're gonna get in trouble!" I don't think we'd even been ordered to use brown, and I couldn't see why coloring a squirrel the "wrong" color would be such an offense against the State anyway. I got ( ... )
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The next day was the lowest attendance day I ever saw at that school. I think the vines were wisteria (though that might not grow in the western U.S.), and was certainly something toxic. I don't remember even getting any smug satisfaction out of the whole incident. It was just stupid.
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I know where one can find at least one handsome wisteria trellis in the western US: the Japanese Garden in Seattle. But yeah, I thorougly doubt that it would grow on its own in Utah. (The greenie vines had been cared for, if I recall.)
Another bit of wisteria trivia: The "-to" ending (better transliterated "-tou" or "-toh") that occurs in three of the top ten Japanese surnames, Sato (the most common), Ito and Kato, refers to wisteria. The kanji character is a bear: 藤.
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