Stupid Kansas (Massive Road Trip: Day 2)
Apparently there are warnings about nickel to quarter sized hail on the TV while Conan starts at 10:30 while in town everything closes at the same time --even Taco Bell! Surely these are signs of the apocalypse.
Our hotel rooms have full length windows wich open onto the first floor of the hotel where the pool is and people walk around without shirts on. It's awkward for everyone involved.
We went to Sonic just now because 1) I've never been there and 2) everything else is closed. I think this is going to kill me.
If Salt Lake smelled fishey this town smells like a hamster cage or ill kept pet store.
Utah is pretty looking outside of the city. Wyoming is so boring. It is soooooo boring and soooooooooooooo empty. Kansas is flat as hell, but I sort of like that about it.
I saw a tractor that had an open cab and a beach umbrella attached to it.
Tracy Morgan is in an animated movie, which is something Tracy Jordan would totally do. I'm not entirely convinced they are seperate individuals.
OMG Little America in the middle of nowhere Wyoming is a bizarre place. It in't a town, it is a hotel/gas station/giftshop literally hours away from any where. And that's all it is and it's all sort of colonially styled. The signs leading up to it made it impossible to ignore. I should've got some 49 cent ice cream cones.
Oh and the gas station of the day:
Our hotel rooms have full length windows wich open onto the first floor of the hotel where the pool is and people walk around without shirts on. It's awkward for everyone involved.
We went to Sonic just now because 1) I've never been there and 2) everything else is closed. I think this is going to kill me.
If Salt Lake smelled fishey this town smells like a hamster cage or ill kept pet store.
Utah is pretty looking outside of the city. Wyoming is so boring. It is soooooo boring and soooooooooooooo empty. Kansas is flat as hell, but I sort of like that about it.
I saw a tractor that had an open cab and a beach umbrella attached to it.
Tracy Morgan is in an animated movie, which is something Tracy Jordan would totally do. I'm not entirely convinced they are seperate individuals.
OMG Little America in the middle of nowhere Wyoming is a bizarre place. It in't a town, it is a hotel/gas station/giftshop literally hours away from any where. And that's all it is and it's all sort of colonially styled. The signs leading up to it made it impossible to ignore. I should've got some 49 cent ice cream cones.
Oh and the gas station of the day: