Another joke for you my little chums...
A burglar cases out a home he feels is empty. Slips the lock, and enters the home, creeping around in the dark. From the darkness, he hears a voice saying "Jesus is watching." Startled, he slides back toward a wall, wondering if it is his imagination. After a few moments when his heart slows, he starts moving toward the stairs to the bedrooms, when he hears again "Jesus is watching."
He musters his courage, and turns on the lightswitch to see a parrot on a perch in the corner, watching him. Breathing a sigh of relief, he looks at the parrot and says "so, I suppose you're 'Jesus'?" The parrot answers "no, I'm Bartholomew." The man looks puzzled and asks "what kind of people name a parrot Bartholomew? The parrot replies "I dunno, the same kind of people that would name a pitbull Jesus."
He musters his courage, and turns on the lightswitch to see a parrot on a perch in the corner, watching him. Breathing a sigh of relief, he looks at the parrot and says "so, I suppose you're 'Jesus'?" The parrot answers "no, I'm Bartholomew." The man looks puzzled and asks "what kind of people name a parrot Bartholomew? The parrot replies "I dunno, the same kind of people that would name a pitbull Jesus."